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I found this in a magazine i receive:To keep mentally alert, it's important to exercise the brain.Take the following test to determine if you are losing it, or are still with it.Relax, clear your mind and begin.1. What do you put in a toaster?If you said toast, then give it up now and do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.If you said bread, goto question 2.2. Say "silk" five times:silksilksilksilksilknow spell silk aloud Silkwhat do cows drink?if you said milk your brain is obviously overstressed and quite possibly overheating!if you said water, proceed to question 3.3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, what is a green house made from? If you said green bricks, put your pencil down NOW and go call your family doctor.If you said glass, goto the final question.4. You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales ... Seventeen people get on in London. In Reading six people get off and nine people get on. In Swindon, Two people get off and 4 get on. In Cardiff, eleven people get off and sixteen people get on. Now what was the name of the bus driver?You're right. Your still with it. The driver, indeed, was you. :p
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Sometimes to mess with the cow's heads, I give them milk, so when you say, "What do cows drink" I think it's implied that some people don't giv thier cows water, I give my cow milk, soo.. I was soooo right on that one.. And when it said, "You were driving a bus" Yes, I was driving the bus, but then at Reading I let Jimmy take over.. soo.. I am soo totally mentally alert.. :p
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