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A women whos husband is celebrating his 40th birthday thinks that the best present she could get him is a tatoo. She decides to get the words Big Ben tatooed on each of her bum cheeks bcoz Big Ben is his favourite landmark.She goes to teh tatoo parlour and the man says he cant do the tatoo bcoz its too big for her bum, so she just gets the initials tatooed instead, B on one cheek and B on the other.Later that night she says to her husband" ive got a surprise for you" so she takes all her clothes off and bends over to which he replies "WHO THE HELL IS BOB"LMAO!!!!!
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