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guess what? im 17 and i have worked at 2 jobs and have had all my taxes taken from my wages as i dont have anything else to my name. But guess what my dad just handed me? FEDERAL TAX FORMS!!!!! i took a look at them and fell over in a stupor, they are the single most confusing things i have ever seen, cryptic form titles, mystical numbers, secret runes, and sums of money i have never paid nor possessed. As far as i have been able to ascertain the government either owes me a 1$ refund (cant i just say keep the change!!!!) or I owe them my soul. I think im going to go consult my psychic and meditate over this, maybe all will become clear. One thing that has me concerned though is that the final page seems to contain the formula for resummoning the great Cthulhu from ancient R'ylth and restore the power of the ancient ones from azathoth.....
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guess what? im 17 and i have worked at 2 jobs and have had all my taxes taken from my wages as i dont have anything else to my name. But guess what my dad just handed me? FEDERAL TAX FORMS!!!!! i took a look at them and fell over in a stupor, they are the single most confusing things i have ever seen, cryptic form titles, mystical numbers, secret runes, and sums of money i have never paid nor possessed. As far as i have been able to ascertain the government either owes me a 1$ refund (cant i just say keep the change!!!!) or I owe them my soul. I think im going to go consult my psychic and meditate over this, maybe all will become clear. One thing that has me concerned though is that the final page seems to contain the formula for resummoning the great Cthulhu from ancient R'ylth and restore the power of the ancient ones from azathoth.....
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Haha, that's what you get for taking a virtual history course!!! Haha! We who take U.S. Citizenship learn how to do our taxes! Haha!!!Just kidding about the haha, but seriously though, they're realy quite simple, just do it in order and flip when told to and look at sheet when needed. Sorta.
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Haha, that's what you get for taking a virtual history course!!! Haha! We who take U.S. Citizenship learn how to do our taxes! Haha!!!Just kidding about the haha, but seriously though, they're realy quite simple, just do it in order and flip when told to and look at sheet when needed. Sorta.
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