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Marine calls customer service in fire fight

Rigormortis
in Main Hall

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Transcript of the call:

 

Tech: Hello Barrett Technical Support. How may I help you?

Marine: Yeah I was cleaning my Mothef---ng rifle and this f---ing thing wont f---ng fire anymore. I'm in a f---ng firefight. F---ng help me!

Tech: Yes sir. Let me see now... Bend back the piece you f****ed up.

Marine: <Grunts> Ok its working. <click>

Tech: F---ng jar head moron. <click>

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