April 2, 200422 yr See the console dump two posts below. Its pretty funny! I had a good laugh! Negotiations: Another Story by Sharpshooter6 The battle wore long and bloody for the armies of blue and red today. Corpses from both sides lay motionless in the warm blood tainted sand. Bodies hung tangled in the hastily positioned barbed wire around the tower. Ripped and torn sandbags full of bullets scattered the battlefield. Bullet holes and gaps adorned the walls of the lone tower. Shells from a variety of guns tiled the grounds in the tower. Every once and a while a chopper descended from the air and picked up the wounded soldiers. And so after nearly a thirty minutes, the battle for ps_sand was drawing to a close. Reinforcements drained on both teams by the time thirty minutes passed. Twelve soldiers capable of fighting remained on both sides, though some heavily wounded. Red held the tower, where most of the team was located. Blue fortified the adjacent tunnel, ready for a surprise attack by red. Both teams were demoralized from the horrific battle that had just taken place, and niether team wished to attack each other. A stalemate was setting in - a long one under the sun for both teams. After about five to ten minutes blue team grew anxious and they unfortunately resorted to an old time tested tactic: the suicide rush. Usually it fails in a bloody slaughter for the team attacking but blue grew delirious under the scroching sun. I spotted the first element of the attack from my perch in the tunnel. I drew my M-79 on the leading rusher and fired the 40mm gernade. It landed on the wall to the left of the rushers, killing one in the middle. Our machine gunners positioned on slightly high ground let loose a devastating wall of lead, instantly killing the first few rushers. The tower where I was positioned opened up with a second volley of automatic fire, bewildering the blue assault force even more. Blue team tried to set up a beach head at the entrance of the tunnel, under the enemy gunfire. They crouched at the entrance in a semi-circle desperately trying to suppress our gunfire. The pinnacle of the semi-circle fell under the fire, killing two and wounding one. A blue assualter carrying an Ak-47 fire a burst into the wall of the tower, sending us to the ground. The same blue soldier yelled out to the remaining blue forces to fallback. They blue forces retreated while sending suppression fire into our tower. The blue medic pulled the wounded soldier back into the tunnel through our heavy gunfire. The ill-planned attack by blue cost the lives of six soldiers. One of our soldiers lay dead in a bunker closest to the tunnel. Their assualt failed, and they fell back licking their wounds waiting for our inevitable attack. Red forces gathered in the tower after the attack to address the situation. Now that we had the numerical advantage, we should be able to overwhelm them in a lightning attack. It was decided that ten of our twelve guys would lead an assualt down into the tunnel. A fellow machine gunner and myself would remain in the tower pulling security. The ten red assualters slowly made their way to the tunnel. They decided to rush in guns a-blazing hopefully suppressing and surprising any form of resistance blue could muster. The red assualt team charged around the corner firing their weapons on full auto. Yet the blue team opened up with surprisingly accurate machine gun fire and sniper fire. The red assualt force was mercilessly cut down in a great exchange of gunfire. From my position I saw the bullets tear through the first assualters, leaving them lifeless. Our assualt force struggled to regain in composure, but it was too late. Blue had fortified well in the time between their assualt and ours. Red took the advice of the blue in the previous attack and hastily retreated. I ran from the tower and treated the incoming assualters. We lost six soldiers from our team in that manuever. Unfortunetly we were only able to further wound their entrenched defense. Now after two failed assualts, both teams remained with six soldiers a piece. Now the real stalemate set in. Both teams were heavily wounded and entrenched in their own positions. Niether team had the heart to attempt another assualt. I scanned the entrance to the tunnel looking for any blue brave enough to attempt any sort of attack. My M-79 lay by my side with a few spent shells scattered around it. I merged the remaining ammunition for my mp5 into two magazines and then grabbed two more out of the ammo box. Beside me, the medic was treating a broken leg and a gunshot wound to the chest. The wounded guy was lucky to have made it out of the devastating barrage assembled by blue. The three other reds crouched below the tower behind the barbed wire in a trench. I decided to join the three in the trench and see if they needed some more ammo or anything. I had just gotten to the trench when I heard the unmistakable sound of an enemy mortar. I yelled out for the guys to get down as I ran for the nearest trench. Diving into cover at the base of the tower, I watched as the round exploded not five feet from three reds forward of my position. Shrapnel instantly killed the unlucky red standing up and seriously wounded the two beside him. I ran forward and took the position in case the blue forces tried to attack while the two survivors crawled back to the tower. When they reached the tower, I jumped up and joined them. Another round exploded near the trench but we were already in the confines of the tower. Now only two of us remained healthy enough to resist an attack, while the other three were prone to falling dead from one bullet or so. I don't know how it got in my head, but I decided to see if they would negotiate a truce of some sort. We were in a dire position and hopefuly they would agree to a truce of some kind. At least then the remaining soldiers would walk away with their lives. After I informed the rest of the team, I threw my m-70 over my shoulder, placed a few 40mm's in my pouch on my sides, grabbed my mp-5 and a few magazines and then headed for the tunnel entrance. I slowly walked towards the entrance, trying not to make any surprising or sudden noises. I reached the tunnel and yelled into it that we wanted to negotiate a truce of some kind. I heard them move around unsure what to do. No doubt they probably thought it was a trick of some kind. I repeated my statement and then told them I was going to enter unarmed. They yelled out in agreement after a tense moment of silence. I laid down my mp-5 and m-79 at the entrance, still out of site though, and was about to enter when my fellow red medic appeared by my side. He said that they were going to definitely shoot me on spot and that I shouldn't go in there. I told him that we had no other option and that I was going in. He said that he was going to stay here and if they shot at me, he would turn and lob a few gernades in their direction. I nodded in agreement to the plan and then yelled out that I was coming unarmed and that they shouldn't shoot. Slowly I emerged into the tunnel. I slowly made my way down the tunnel, taking notice of their current situation. Two machine guns, two ak-47's and an m-82 lay before me in a defensive arc. I approached slowly trying not to make any sudden movements. I got to their position and we exchanged plans for a truce. All the while I fingered my bayonet resting in my pocket, ready for any attempt to detain me. Instead of a truce, they stubbornly told our force to leave or we would be destroyed by reinforcements. I knew that none were coming so I told them that we both abandon the area and live to fight another day. I didn't want anyone to have the tower resting in the center of the area, so I planned that our team would blow the ammo box in an attempt to bring down the tower. They told me after a few minutes of petty arguing that they needed a little time to talk. I was to come back into the tunnel when they were doene. Agreeing, I slowly back pedaled to the entrance and then turned quickly, joining my teammate. He asked about for intel and I told him everything. He desperately wanted to turn the corner and knock the whole team out with a well placed frag, but I told him otherwise. We were going to do the diplomatic thing and bring peace to the battle I said. I heard a faint yell from then end of the tunnel, and so I readied myself to return. My fellow teammate wished me good luck as I walked to the entrance. I turned the corner showing my hands were empty but it was no use. My head exploded as a .50 caliber bullet from the M-82 tore clean through. I was dead before I hit the ground....The battle for ps_sand would be fought to the death... *This actually did happen. Lister and Laughing Fat Man were there. Liste reminded me that I was going to be shot on spot, but I went anyway. I entered the their tunnel when I told them I was coming in and that they shouldn't shoot. I walked among them with my knife out and they did the same. I was alone with five blues and we just casually walked about. I told them that we should call a truce and not fight - just to spite the spectators and for some laughs. I went back and Lister asked for intel. I told him that there were five blue at the end of the hall, which was all I knew. I said I was coming back in and they so okay to no shooting. But upon my arrival I saw the flash of the m-82 and then my head explode. The m-82 guy, azntwon, said he thought I was going to shoot or something - which he explained later. The blue team then rushed out but the red team defended it to the win. Fatman avenged my death with his machine gun kill of azntwon. Fatman typed in "this is for sharp!" It was cool, I'll post the condump. We ended up winning after my failed negotiations. I'm sure that was the only round where negotiations were actually atempted and were partially successful. It was sure one of a kind. Lol, I'm the FA negotiator.
April 2, 200422 yr That's awesome 8) So intense and great detail . . . when reading it I felt like I was there . . . good job in explaining . To Bad it didn't work but go try
April 2, 200422 yr Author Here's the console dump! Its pretty funny. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (TEAM PRIVATE) HighSpeedSteel.: ok reds, if you die you're going to have to sit forever for the next map, so don't die. <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: you dont rush in this map <ARMORY> Flak Magnet killed MeteOra` with sterling <ARMORY> Flak Magnet killed U.S. Navy SEALs with sterling [HK]~.Outlaw.~}K{-: i do The next map will be: sd_force Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinforcements HodgehHASNOGUN: nextmap [CI]Hi TeK[.gR]^: >?? [CIA]Hi TeK[.gR]^: i dont have a remy [HK]~.Outlaw.~}K{-: nice HodgehHASNOGUN: ....... [HK]~.Outlaw.~}K{-: this is going to be stupid...camp fest Pvt. So and So: Who's Hodgeh? HodgehHASNOGUN: me Jarmen killed Sgt. Spencer with m79 Pvt. So and So: Oh. HodgehHASNOGUN: y? Pvt. So and So: You have a gun!! HodgehHASNOGUN: LIES Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinforcements Crapule Jack: dammit U.S. Navy SEALs dropped "public_slots_free" changed to "1" vt. So and So: I challenge you to a duel!! Crapule Jack: his will tae forever HodgehHASNOGUN: kthx' "public_slots_free" changed to "0" - U.S. Navy SEALs has left the game Crapule Jack: i dont ccare who win [HK]~.Outlaw.~}K{-: i say we all drop our m79's and kinfe it out K1| God Of Death killed Crapule Jack with m79 Horror Show dropped The next map will be: sd_force [CIA]Nocturne: nextmap Pvt. So and So: That's the spirit! Jarmen killed [HK]~.Outlaw.~}K{- with m79 (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN:gang rush red Horror Show has joined the game [HK]~.Outlaw.~}K{-: knife^ (TEAM PRIVATE) HighSpeedSteel.: keep in mind guys, if you die. It's a pretty big wait untill everyone dies off. so stay alive (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: rgr Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinforcements [HK]~.Outlaw.~}K{-: .. * Horror Show changed to 'Red Force' <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6 killed Bumbo Clot with m79 <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: woohhooo White_Widow: u mean 90 K1| God Of Death kiled siredmond with m203 (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: spam alla t once White_Widow: *9 (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: group salvo! (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: someone say fire and then we all shoot (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: move in as a group Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinforcements The Armory has activated a new FAST Map download feature in Steam K1| God Of Death killed sebastski with m79 MeteOra` timed out "public_slots_free" changed to "1" - Metera` has left the game "public_slots_free" changed to "0" Freshmeat dropped Bumbo Clot dropped "public_slots_free" changed to "2" (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: stay back "public_slots_free" changed to "1" - Bumbo Clot has left the game Freshmeat has joined the game (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: you been treated,,, * [HK]~.Outlaw.~}K{- changed name to growballz? *AT* L.E.Phunt killed [*]Telly[*]with m249 (TEAM PRIVATE) [CIA]Hi TeK[.gR]^: i dont think so * Freshmeat changed to 'Red Force' (TEM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: i couldnt treat you... K1| God Of Death killed L'Ange Du Feu with mortar_shell K1| God Of Death killed [CIA]Hi TeK[.gR]^ with mortar_shell Jarmen killed White_Widow with m79 (TEAM PRIVATE) L'Ange Du Feu: or we bust in with g launchers and mortars, with snipers and chaingunners laying coverfire * growballz? changed name to gg (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: lets do it (TEAM PRIVATE) L'Ange Du Feu: or we camp White_Widow dropped "public_slots_free" changed to "2" (TEAM RIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: go ount in style (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: camp Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinforcements [CIA]Hi TeK[.gR]^: **** (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: GET BACK - White_Widow has left the game (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: ill setup up the tent (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: camp time "public_slots_free" changed to "1" * gg changed name to [HK]~*Outlaw*~}K{- Capt. T. dropped * [CIA]Hi TeK[.gR]^ changed name to both sies are camping <ARMORY> Freak dropped (TEAM SERGEANT) Jarmen: XD Capt. T. has joined the game [CIA]Nocturne: whats new "public_slots_free" changed to "0" Pvt. So and So: LIES!!! The server administrator is running this command for you: speak "fvox/bell _period ten minutes remaining". * both sides are camping changed name to go go go (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: whose got conc's? Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinforcements * Capt. T. changed to 'Red Force' <ARMORY> reak has joined the game (TEAM SERGEANT) Jarmen: always like this on this map <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: blue, shake hands and call it quits? * go go go changed name to [CIA]TeK[.gR] * L'Ange Du Feu changed name to How Jarmen killed <ARMORY> Flak Magnet with m79 <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: truce? Time remaining on map: 9 minutes [ECK]-AZNTWON: timeleft <ARMORY> Flak Magnet dropped "public_slots_free" changed to "1" * Howgayisthis changed name to NewName "public_slots_free" changed to "0" * <ARMORY> Freak chaned to 'Blue Force' - <ARMORY> Flak Magnet has left the game Capt. T. dropped "public_slots_free" changed to "1" <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: negotiations? (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: look, there can eb 5 blue in tunnel at max - Capt. T. has left the game [ECK]-AZNTWON: um Fiendish Red Baron has joined the game Capt. T. has joined the game * NewName changed name to There should be a knife admin o (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: lets rush Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinfocements Pvt. So and So: Give us everything and we'll let you live "public_slots_free" changed to "0" * [CIA]TeK[.gR] changed name to [CIA]Hi TeK[.gR] <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: rgr <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: im coming over * Fiendish Red Baron changed to 'Red Force' * Capt. T. changed to 'Blue Force' (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: cmon gang rush <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: dont shoot Pvt. So and So: er... Pvt. So and So: throw down your weapons!! Capt. T. dropped "public_slots_free" changed to "1" Jarmen: (0o) [ECK]-AZNTWON: ok were not gonna shoot sharp <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: cool <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: im coming over [ECK]-AZNTWON: get over here - Capt. T. has left the game * [CIA]Hi TeK[.gR] changed name to omg knife it out!!!!!' HodgehHASNOGUN: sharp, you DEFECTOR <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: serious? Pvt. So and So: I don't think you CAN drop your weapons in this game... [ECK]-AZNTWON: yeah <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: blue dont shoot me * There should be a knife admin o changed name to [Thousand]Medics* omg knife it out!!!!!' changed name to knifeh the last ppl HodgehHASNOGUN: NO! <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: im coming i wont shoot you dont shoot! This is a friendly server Please be nice or be gone Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinforcements Pvt. So and So: ok <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: ill have knife out [i*N]Neon (MED) ]+[ -56k-: lol [ECK]-AZNTWON: k Pvt. So and So: But first! <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: plz it would be funny (TEAM PRIVATE) HighSpeedSteel.: you're definetey getting shot * knifeh the last ppl changed name to [CIA]Hi TeK[.gR] (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: got you back sharp [ECK]-AZNTWON: k <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: k here i come Pvt. So and So: Prove your loyalty by killing all your teammates <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: remember your all banned if you shoot me Time remaining on map: 7 minutes HodgehHASNOGUN: timeleft [i*N]Neon (MED) ]+[ -56k-: lol (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: im coming (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: that was me (TAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: RED GO NWO< BLUE DISTRACTED (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: cool [CIA]Nocturne killed *AT* L.E.Phunt with m79 (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: CMON GOGOG (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: dont shoot Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinforcements (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: GOGOG GOGOGOGG <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: shak <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: who shot? (TEAM PRIVATE) HighSpeedSteel.: alright start dishing out intel Pvt. So and So:Not I! "public_slots_free" changed to "0" (TEAM SERGEANT) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: theyve got 5 guys in the tunnel [DIAL]Doc dropped (TEAM PRIVATE) HighSpeedSteel.: not at the bridge? (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: where? <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: im coming back dont shoot! i didnt shoot <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: plz Pvt. So and So: Come on lads!! They're white flags are no match for our muskets!!! [DIAL]Doc has joined the game [ECK]-AZNTWON killed <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6 with m82 (K.I.A) sebastski: ahhaahahah (K.I.A) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: oopps (TEAM SERGEANT) Jarmen: stupid idea (K.I.A) Freshmeat: LOOOOOOL (K.I.A) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: negotiations failed (K.I.A) <ARMORY> Freak: sharp end this [ECK]-AZNTWON: omg sharp im sorry * [DIAL]Doc changed to 'Blue Force' (K.I.A) [Thousand]Medics: lol (K.I.A) siredmond: go HodgehHASNOGUN: yus ] name "negotiations failed" [ECK]-AZNTWON: i thought u were one of them mgs (K.I.A) siredmond: you asses Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Frce: -2 Reinforcements (K.I.A) [DIAL]Doc: hi (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: rush???? (K.I.A) <ARMORY> Freak: DOC <ARMORY> Laughing Fat Man killed [ECK]-AZNTWON with m60 Jarmen killed Pvt. So and So with m79 * <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6 changed name to negotiations failed HodgehHASNOGUN killed [i*N]Neon (MED) ]+[ -56k- with m60 * Freshmeat changed name to MeteOra HighSpeedSteel. killed Commie_Peacenik with knife (TEAM PRIVATE) HighSpeedSteel.: oo wounded somebody HighSpeedSteel. killed [CIA]Nocturne with knfe <ARMORY> Laughing Fat Man: so sorry, that was for sharp (TEAM K.I.A) sebastski: yeah!! (K.I.A) [Thousand]Medics: can you start killing people, admin? ] name "<ARMORY> Sharpshooter6" (K.I.A) negotiations failed: ya! (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: RARA GOGOGO (K.I.A) Commie_Peacenik: ....... (K.I.A) [HK]~*Outlaw*~}K{-: sharp too many trigger happy guys out there to knife (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: CLEAR GOP ADVANCE * negotiations failed changed name to <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6 (TEAM PRIVATE) HogehHASNOGUN: GET TEH **** UP HERE The server administrator is running this command for you: speak "fvox/bell _period five minutes remaining". Hold Penalties: Red Force: -2 Reinforcements Blue Force: -2 Reinforcements (K.I.A) siredmond: red patch up andrush (K.I.A) Fiendish Red Baron: should have a creeping death at end of reins to force people forward Red Force team gets 2 reinforcements for capturing The Bridge * [CIA]Hi TeK[.gR] changed name to ffs K1 just go die (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: brige * ffs K1 just go die changed name to hurry the fk up! (K.I.A) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: lol youi killed me aznt (K.I.A) [ECK]-AZNTWON: lol im sooo sorry didnt mean it The next map will be: sd_force (K.I.A) sebastski: nextmap (K.I.A) <ARMORY> Sharpshooter6: dude, i didnt shoot you (K.I.A) [ECK]-AZNTWON: cuz one of yer mg guys came out rite before you and got me skerred * hurry the fk up! changed name to blue = cmapin base (K.I.A) [HK]~*Outlaw*~}K{-: Death is gonna get a few of um (K.I.A) Crapule ack: people should jsut stop being coward and head on (TEAM PRIVATE) HodgehHASNOGUN: GO (K.I.A) Fiendish Red Baron: whats all the regulars doing in here at this time?
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