August 10, 200421 yr NoShelter2k: Steam sneaks out of your computer at night, climbs on to your chest while you sleep, and steals carbon dioxide that you exhale, then it feeds the carbon dioxide into the steam mainframe where Gabe Newell collects it in a big tank in Seattle. When the time is right, he will unleash the carbon dioxide into the environment and weaken the ozone layer which will initiate a massive cycle of global warming and melt the polar icecaps, and we will all drown in a massive flood, and then Gabe and the guys from valve will find two animals of every species and load them on to a big boat with the Valve logo painted on the side, and then..... wait...... umm... I have to take another hit of acid before I can figure out the rest of this conspiracy, brb. This was written after a massive conspiracy theory of steam was written. http://www.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=51625&highlight=client+errors Too far fetched to possibly be true...
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