_/THE JOKE THREAD\_ :PWell, after looking around the forums for a bit, I think we all need a few good laughs. Feel free to post a joke/funny story/pun just as long as it follows the following guidelines:1. Must be clean. (ie. as if you were telling a joke to a 8 year old)2. No insults or political jokes. (This shouldn't become a way to bash somebody)3. Be careful with Redneck/Blonde jokes. (Again, we don't want to offend anybody)4. Just the joke in the post, plz (Try to keep this thread neat for easier reading)

A man has just finished a major operation on both his hands after a bad car accident. The patient and his doctor were sitting discussing his condition when the man suddenly seemed a little sad."Doc," said the man, "Will I be able to play the guitar once these bandages come off?""I don't see why not." The doctor replied."That's strange," The man said after some thought, "I wasen't able to play before..."

When I was 13 my parents moved to another city.When I ws 18 I found them.