October 27, 200421 yr A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.>She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask>you, but don't want to offend you.">>She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old>as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and>hear>just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask>that I would find offensive.">>"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me,">>She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: First, you>have to be single, and secondly you must be Catholic.">>The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'mCatholic>too!">>The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley,">>He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the>road,>the cab driver starts crying.>>"My dear child, why are you crying?">>"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married>and I'm Jewish.">>The nun says, "That's O.K., my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a>Halloween party.
October 27, 200421 yr i liked it always had that fantasy myself nothing better than a nun except for the alter boys :shock: (sorry couldn't help myself)
October 28, 200421 yr Reading that just made my bad day go away. Thanks for the laugh Azn.And Cow ummm . . . . . . . . . I don't know what to say :?
October 28, 200421 yr i should be offened seeing as i'm Catholic..., yet i find my self laughing my A-- off. good find !!
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