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You know you've played to much CS when...

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You see a police car trying to hide radaring on the side of the road and think to yourself, "freakin Saggi camping again.... :roll: "
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Cracker,

 

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when you visit a place and think this would make a great map

when you think your neihbour wallhax

when you get killed on a consol game, you call your opponent a wall hacker, even though you play on the same screen

when you run with your pencil out between clases

You know you've played counter-strike too much, when you throw a can in the bin and shout fire in the hole

when you get killed on a consol game, you call your opponent a wall hacker, even though you play on the same screen

sad thing is, I do that on Halo/Halo2yes, too much CS folks!

when you plot the death of a FedEx driver because he didnt LEAVE YOUR DAMN VIDEO CARD! Just because nobody was home at 1 PM in the afternoon...hmm wonder why I wouldnt be home at that time...WORK?...FREAKING MORON!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I can just see him now bunny hopping back to his damn truck. I bet he even plays on our server and didnt want me owning him!

 

GGGGGGGRRRRRRRrr..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when you plot the death of a FedEx driver because he didnt LEAVE YOUR DAMN VIDEO CARD! Just because nobody was home at 1 PM in the afternoon...hmm wonder why I wouldnt be home at that time...WORK?...FREAKING MORON!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I can just see him now bunny hopping back to his damn truck. I bet he even plays on our server and didnt want me owning him!

 

GGGGGGGRRRRRRRrr..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i thnk you need some anger manament classes!! :twisted: NO CS:S doesn't count

to elaborate on sharps..

when someone turns on the light in your room when it is dark and your playing.. you start yelling on the mic..

when your in school and the teacher turns on the light.. you say stop team flashing me

LOL at all

 

When you randomly see someone in the street and think OMG shoot HIM!

^^ this has happend to me....

when you rush all the way up the paintball field and got shot you called your teammates baiters
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...when threads like this appear :D

 

...when your playing any other game and try to hit F to talk to your team.

When you hear the microwave beep and you think to your self do I have a kit or should I save.

Or when your alarm goes off you think to yourself, defuse the bomb already.

Or when you use the terminology of the game in your real life like

- man I got pwned (Fired) by my boss today.

- or when you or your team at work do well and you tell everyone gg

- or when someone does bad, ahh man he is such a noob

- or when someone does something out of this world insane, oh he must be a h4xor.

 

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when you go to school you take a knife with you because you will walk faster.

 

In the morning when your mother put the light on in your room you shout TEAM FLASH!!!

 

When you stand in line to get food you shout DAMN BLOCKERS!!!!

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Or when you use the terminology of the game in your real life like

 

- man I got pwned (Fired) by my boss today.

 

- or when you or your team at work do well and you tell everyone gg

 

- or when someone does bad, ahh man he is such a noob

 

- or when someone does something out of this world insane, oh he must be a h4xor.

 

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LMFAO! Man, I didn't realize we do that. Now that I think about it almost all of our phone conversations has game terminology in them :oops:

 

"You wouldn't believe this noob I saw on the road today, he was doing 45 in a 60!"

 

And yes, rawks did get pwned by his boss lol :D :o :D

^ rofl

 

u know u play too much cs (or hl2) when:

 

u look at the wall at ur school with cinder blocks and say "whoa cool pixer shaders"

 

look at a bald guys head "that must be like 5000 polys with 8x AA"

 

or when u push over a desk "sweet ragdoll physics!"

 

being in a food fight, getting hit with a grape covered in ketchup between ur eyes "omgz aimbot!!"

 

a few of these happened to me :oops:

lol at all of them...I always think to myself before i speak so i dont say he got pwned(when the teacher says for one of the kids in school to shut up) i usually catch myself but not always. I also use game terminolgy when playing other games that ARENT online. Like RE: 4 for example....i kill the iron maiden..he explodes and i shout "PWNT MONKEY!". lol....

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