What does a snail say when his car breaks down?

 

ESCARGO

whats leeland say when he makes a bad joke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sry guys il leave now

i don't get it :[

i dont either :\

 

digm you suck :peace: !

 

<3

HAHAHAHA. lol I feel pretty stupid laughing at the joke but it made me laugh :peace:

I say, AWESOME JOKE! Adding it to the Compendium of Corny Jokes by (A friend) and Houston <-me

wahts even more stupid is the ppl that dont get it :lies: :peace:

-G

wow...just wow :peace:

Wait. Shouldn't it be ESCARDONTGO?

rofl

is an escargo a type of snail or a type of car?

 

D:

Wow people. Escargot is a French food made with snails.

 

On another note, there's another, much older joke, very similar to yours. If you've ever seen the movie Trading Places, you'd know what I was talking about. It's from 1983, starring Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd. I suggest you watch it. :lies:

 

Paraphrased, since I can't remember it word for word: There's a snail who takes his car to a detail shop. He tells the guy there to paint a big S on his car. The guy asks, "Why?" The snail responds, "Well, when I drive by, I want people to say, 'Look at that S-car go!'" Escargot. AHAHAHAHAHAHA. :peace:

 

And yes, escargot is spelled with a T. Remember, it's a French word.

ahahah i get it now.. ty for clearing it up rofl :peace:

ROFL AT DOZA! AHAHAHHAHAH! ....anyway, rofl at haya. XD

ROFL AT YOOO STEVEO!!! ROFLROFLRAPTOR!!

 

not my fault im not french :peace:

Wait. Shouldn't it be ESCARDONTGO?

he does have a point

para, when i read that, i peed a little