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Ever complain about small town?

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Have you ever complained that your town is too small? There is nothing to do? Well, there is this town......village....whatever, that I have seen before, but never remembered the name. On the way back from my tennis match we saw it again.

 

Kalem, Alabama

Population 13

Have you ever complained that your town is too small? There is nothing to do? Well, there is this town......village....whatever, that I have seen before, but never remembered the name. On the way back from my tennis match we saw it again.

 

Kalem, Alabama

 

Population 13

ha ha that's funny it's like k_town

I'll complain about Small Town!:

 

Well I was born in a small town

 

And I live in a small town

 

Prob'ly die in a small town

 

Oh, those small communities

 

All my friends are so small town

 

My parents live in the same small town

 

My job is so small town

 

Provides little opportunity

 

Educated in a small town

 

Taught the fear of Jesus in a small town

 

Used to daydream in that small town

 

Another boring romantic that's me

 

But I've seen it all in a small town

 

Had myself a ball in a small town

 

Married an L.A. doll and brought her to this small town

 

Now she's small town just like me

 

No I cannot forget where it is that I come from

 

I cannot forget the people who love me

 

Yeah, I can be myself here in this small town

 

And people let me be just what I want to be

 

Got nothing against a big town

 

Still hayseed enough to say

 

Look who's in the big town

 

But my bed is in a small town

 

Oh, and that's good enough for me

 

Well I was born in a small town

 

And I can breath in a small town

 

Gonna die in this small town

 

And that's prob'ly where they'll bury me

28 times. TWENTY EIGHT. Can't the man rhyme "small town" with something BESIDES "small town"?

Really!

He could use "clown" or "drown" but that might ruin the effect of the song. :peace:
heres some for ya in south dakota bijou hills-10, carter-7, cottonwood-4, hillsview-9, loyalton-10, opal-10, ottumwa-5, parade-5, prairie village-10, verdon-7, white rock-10 all of these towns consist of a post office, a few houses and a bar.

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