April 28, 200520 yr that cant be real, I HOPE TO GOD THATS NOT REAL. CRAP, TIME TO ASSEMBLE THE ZOMBIE TASK FORCE. THIS CALLS FOR ACTION PLAN OMICRON
April 28, 200520 yr False Alarm, all units stand down. Put the napalm and shotguns back in storage. Its not a real link. Look at the URL, and if you go to the real BBC site and search zombism, there are no matches. Mother of God, you scare the crap out of me. my friends and I were just discussing the possibility of Zombies and how to best deal with them.
April 28, 200520 yr oh man...so did I. This is crazy The first thing I was thinking when they said they'd be taking samples was "Oh crap...it's resident evil 2 all over again" now I can scare my friends
April 28, 200520 yr The "Cambodian" troops in the picture don't look Cambodian,they are also keeping guard in The Lebanon (Anjar) The page has errors in English and it's not written to the BBC's high standards. Good job on the fake page though,all the links work etc.
April 28, 200520 yr that website is getting slammed heres the article if you cant get it to load Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul Lebanese army commandos move into Anjar after the withdrawal of Syrian troops Cambodian troops moved into Quan'sul after Malaria victims attack populace. There has been a small outbreak of zombism in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia. The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days. After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it's victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during resurrection.? Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry. General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment. A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.
April 28, 200520 yr lol, well, I read all the replies in the thread before I read the article. I sent this to my fellow coworkers I know one in paticular that will fall for it lol.
April 28, 200520 yr now that was a nice read. Too bad the cells in your body die immediately when your heart stops after the lack of oxygen.
April 28, 200520 yr now that was a nice read. Too bad the cells in your body die immediately when your heart stops after the lack of oxygen. Ok Bill Nye, ruin all the fun now!
April 28, 200520 yr Next week someone needs to make a new article about the virus hitting Florida or something. This one moron we have in our department fell for this. He started breaking down ways how it could have started, how they are hiding the death toll numbers, how they are going to use it as a weapon, all kinds of crazy crap! Man, I was just sitting back there trying my hardest not to laugh. So someone please make a follow up story on Monday!!!!!
April 28, 200520 yr Man, I put all my ZTF units on high alert after that article. We were about lock down and prepare for the worst
April 29, 200520 yr But thats the point of the virus! Have you never played Resident evil or even watched the movies?! The virus reanimates the dead cells in the body, which in turn reanimates the heart, lungs, and brain. But due to the sever lack of oxygen to the brain in the initial stage of death, the brain becomes "retarded", causing the person to move and react slowly and to not have the ability to reason or think. Oh, BTW, like 800 cops just drove by, most are swat, and they stopped at my neighbors house =D. Maybe I'll see some guy get shot (again)!
April 29, 200520 yr sorry, but it actually scare the living crap out of me, so I had to check to make sure I wasnt dreaming and a nightmare hadnt really come true. LOL, I am the definition of gullible
May 2, 200520 yr now that was a nice read. Too bad the cells in your body die immediately when your heart stops after the lack of oxygen. Actually, if that were ture we would all have died in the swimming pool while holding our breath under water when we were all younger. Its not an immediate decay, it takes some time.Ii think your brain can survive 3 minutes without oxygen before any profound brain damage occours(sp). Sorry to be a buzzkill. but that picture on the article is really freakin creepy. Also if you notice the date, could have been a "dead" give away. I should really kick my own ass for saying something so corny.
May 2, 200520 yr Actually, if that were ture we would all have died in the swimming pool while holding our breath under water when we were all younger. Its not an immediate decay, it takes some time.Ii think your brain can survive 3 minutes without oxygen before any profound brain damage occours(sp). Sorry to be a buzzkill. but that picture on the article is really freakin creepy. Also if you notice the date, could have been a "dead" give away. I should really kick my own ass for saying something so corny. http://www.ect.org/effects/testimony.html After 3-4 minutes without oxygen at normal body temperature, there is generalized brain damage; after 4-5 minutes, the damage is irreversible. After that, I highly doubt your brain would even be left over. Even if a virus restarted your heart, it would have to emulate a brain to get yourself moving. and no virus can do that.
May 2, 200520 yr http://www.ect.org/effects/testimony.html After 3-4 minutes without oxygen at normal body temperature, there is generalized brain damage; after 4-5 minutes, the damage is irreversible. After that, I highly doubt your brain would even be left over. Even if a virus restarted your heart, it would have to emulate a brain to get yourself moving. and no virus can do that. OK. I was close. "no virus can do that" THAT WE KNOW OF!!!! :peace: sorry.
May 3, 200520 yr http://www.ect.org/effects/testimony.html After 3-4 minutes without oxygen at normal body temperature, there is generalized brain damage; after 4-5 minutes, the damage is irreversible. After that, I highly doubt your brain would even be left over. Even if a virus restarted your heart, it would have to emulate a brain to get yourself moving. and no virus can do that. Once.. when I was fighting in Northern Africa.. We swore we would never tell.. but Jimmy and Chaie'a didn't get killed by Rommel and his tanks.. they were turned into zombies from the special zombie creating snake-bite. Now you know the truth. Spread the word!
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