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Something incredible has happened..i was in the shower, and i went to open the shampoo bottle (its the kind that has the little push thing and the other side opens) AND a big squirt of the gooey shampoo shot out and hit me RIGHT IN THE EYE i mean full-on eye hitting, not the outskirts.

 

Long story short: It hurt like a mother, so much burning, and it's still burning a bit right now

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Something incredible has happened..i was in the shower, and

not exactaully the first few lines i was expecting to read-G
Something incredible has happened..i was in the shower, and a big squirt of the gooey shot out and hit me RIGHT IN THE EYE i mean full-on eye hitting, not the outskirts.

o rly!?
o_O_O_o_O_O_o_O well, one-time, i couldnt get the taco sauce thing from taco bell open, and i tried to rip it open with my teeth, It worked.......but the fire-hot sauce shot into my eye and i fell over my chair rolling on the ground screaming: MY EYEEEEEE AHHHHH GET WATER IT BURNSSSSSSSS..
not exactaully the first few lines i was expecting to read

 

-G

G was disapointed ;) :p
Something incredible has happened..i was in the shower' date=' and i went to open the shampoo bottle (its the kind that has the little push thing and the other side opens) AND a big squirt of the gooey shampoo shot out and hit me [b']RIGHT IN THE EYE[/b] i mean full-on eye hitting, not the outskirts.

 

Long story short: It hurt like a mother, so much burning, and it's still burning a bit right now

This is why you are in my menkey sig ;) ThetrueFAmenkeys.jpg
boja i'd hate to see what would happen to u on a date with a girl at the rate ur going.
boja i'd hate to see what would happen to u on a date with a girl at the rate ur going.

;) :p :) :p

 

ahaha... Yeah, boja you are the king of clumsyness.

Poor boja! You should take some advice from some of these posts!

 

RIBBIT:D

 

Well atleast you have one clean eye! Have fun with the other one! Let us know how it goes!

i would like to point out right now...

 

i know none of you... if anyone asks.

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Originally Posted by ifrit

 

boja i'd hate to see what would happen to u on a date with a girl at the rate ur going.

 

ahaha... Yeah, boja you are the king of clumsyness.

Actually, thats funny, cause my dad has called me "clumsy" since i was like 6. I dont fall down that much, and i dont really have bad luck. I just tend to do stupid things at stupid times.

 

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God damnit i just dropped my 20 oz mountain dew and it spilled all over me. I'm not kidding ;)

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