January 11, 200620 yr Hay thanks. I laughed my cud off at some of those. "Murphy's Law" usually rules me.
January 11, 200620 yr I laughed at this one. 4. If you see a bunch of easy targets in front of you, you will miss all of them and die. Reminds me of that thread Klink posted about him missing the enemy with the arty and Gator misses them in his Jeep We Missed
January 11, 200620 yr 38.Confucious say: Man with handful of wheat will hit enemy more than with M229 SAW. Teheh
January 11, 200620 yr 46.If you are capping a flag and once it goes neutral you hear arty guns firing in the distance, run like #@$%!!! 50. Asking a Commander for ammo means he will send Artillery with the assumption you catch them and throw them at the enemy. those were my favorites not already mentioned
January 11, 200620 yr This one really made me LOL: 43.You must be the fattest person in the army as you cannot fit through a 3 foot wide gap between the bamboo
January 11, 200620 yr This one really made me LOL: 43.You must be the fattest person in the army as you cannot fit through a 3 foot wide gap between the bamboo I am offended.
January 11, 200620 yr -Your ping is inversly proportional to how necessary it is for you to take out an enemy; ie after you've ducked behind a wall after shooting at an enemy you're ping will magically catch up and you'll then die. -When you've finally spent hundreds of rounds, many lives and several curse words capping a flag and now your going to defend..... Then enemies NEVER come.... That is until you leave.... Oh and if you come back, you're the only one and you die then. -As soon as you destroy a car full of enemies capping a flag and you manage to neutralize the flag, their car blows up and kills you. Dang... THOSE (above) are really funny! Especially the one about defending. ALWAYS happens to me. Good ones JPenn.
January 11, 200620 yr I've got to add a couple... one especially for Gator: - You're standing alone in the middle of the battlefield and somehow the VERY FIRST bomb of an artillery strike somehow manages to find its way directly to your skull. None of the other bombs hit anything, or anyone however. - When your team has just about capped out the enemy... you die. In your haste to respawn and help your squad you accidentally hit the enemy's flag button instead of the Spec Ops kit button and are immediately switched to the team that is mere moments away from losing. - It is a given that every time you encounter more than one single solider in close proximity, your fully-automatic weapon will be set to single fire. - Confucious say: Use smoke grenade... can think of no good reason. - The AA missles must be more attracted to Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide since they seem far more prone to hit empty air than the to lock onto the heat signature of a hovering, stationary BlackHawk.
January 11, 200620 yr Very funny. What about. When you are going for 40 kills for expert spec ops and you have 39, your wife will invariably poke her head in the door and say " can you do me a favor"? or something to that effect.
January 11, 200620 yr Very funny. What about. When you are going for 40 kills for expert spec ops and you have 39, your wife will invariably poke her head in the door and say " can you do me a favor"? or something to that effect. ROFL!!!! True! True!
January 11, 200620 yr I can't even count how many times I hit that damn US forces button when I am trying to chose Spec Ops. They should make it double click.
January 11, 200620 yr Author - The AA missles must be more attracted to Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide since they seem far more prone to hit empty air than the to lock onto the heat signature of a hovering, stationary BlackHawk. Better yet, AA missiles are more attracted to friendly aircraft than the enemy.
January 12, 200620 yr Not sure what number were up to yet but heres mine, maybe more to come when I think of them. #. When an enemy tank is smoking and the flag is a few seconds from not being a spawn point anymore, and didnt notice that the TOW has respawned, you hop on, fire, and either the missle goes right through it or doesnt fire at all, only to have the tank swivel and see that there is a TOW pointed at him, fires and kills you...
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