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funny bf2 poem

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Got this from totalbf2 forums, about 1.21 etc..

 

Twas the night before hotfix

and all through Dice'?s house

not a tester was testing

not one click of a mouse

 

The offices were all empty

Not one employee in site

A sign read we are finished, we've patched things up right?

 

what name bug? what lag??

you people are sickening?

we nerfed shooting while jumping?

why add to the list of things that need fixing??

 

I sat down at my desk in my office at dice

I had to scratch my head, and I have no lice

Why didn't we patch what deserved our insight?

Why did we release this worthless 13 megabytes?

 

Then I powered up the pc

I Loaded battlefield 2

My teammates names were red

And they punished me too!

 

I hopped in the AA

We said the missiles were tweaked

But strange, these heat seekers

no longer heat seeked!

 

I tried the screen capture and boy was I smirking!

EUREKA weve done it!!! Weve got something working!

 

I leaned back in my chair

Poot my feet on the desk

Such a successful patch! what should we fix next?

I looked for the list of important fixes too see which to expect

I checked under the rug (because that's where it's kept)

 

Since I couldn't find it, I called it a night.

we can patch this patches patch and then patch another one right?

Funny, but tragically accurate. I hope all Swedish work ethic isnt like that.
I personally have never played BF2 but I've heard enough about it that I've picked up on some of the terminology used in the game...pretty clever that someone was able to describe the whole thing in the poem, good work! :eek:

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