April 28, 200619 yr They have been here before but if I did not post them. Chuck would hunt me down. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Best ones; The alternate Universe posibilty was discovered by Einstein. That means there could be a Bigger Badder Chuck there. Chuck went to Einstein and Roundhouse kicked him so hard we now know him as Stephen Hawking. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his Pee as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
April 28, 200619 yr Author They have been here before but if I did not post them. Chuck would hunt me down. http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Best ones; The alternate Universe posibilty was discovered by Einstein. That means there could be a Bigger Badder Chuck there. Chuck went to Einstein and Roundhouse kicked him so hard we now know him as Stephen Hawking. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his Pee as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, the boomerang does not return because it is scared to come back.
April 28, 200619 yr Haha, I took all of those to work one night and read them for like 5 hours straight (I do nothing at my job.) But yeah. Crying laughing. My favorite? Something about a potato sack... Not appropriate for here
April 28, 200619 yr Haha, I took all of those to work one night and read them for like 5 hours straight (I do nothing at my job.) But yeah. Crying laughing. My favorite? Something about a potato sack... Not appropriate for here
April 28, 200619 yr As entertaining as those are, I was there on the WoW server where and when that all started, and it was the most annoying thing in Barrens chat, and it still is...
April 28, 200619 yr As entertaining as those are, I was there on the WoW server where and when that all started, and it was the most annoying thing in Barrens chat, and it still is...
April 28, 200619 yr Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas?
April 28, 200619 yr Scientists believe the world began with the "Big Bang". Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a "bad case of gas?
April 28, 200619 yr As entertaining as those are, I was there on the WoW server where and when that all started, and it was the most annoying thing in Barrens chat, and it still is... damn right D: stupid Chuck Norris. i wish this fad would die already. like FA1 amirite!?
April 28, 200619 yr As entertaining as those are, I was there on the WoW server where and when that all started, and it was the most annoying thing in Barrens chat, and it still is... damn right D: stupid Chuck Norris. i wish this fad would die already. like FA1 amirite!?
April 28, 200619 yr i dont think we'll hear from steve-o again...chuck norris sensed what he said and delivered him a roundhouse kick right at his front door
April 28, 200619 yr i dont think we'll hear from steve-o again...chuck norris sensed what he said and delivered him a roundhouse kick right at his front door
April 29, 200619 yr if it tried that, chuck norris would roundhouse kick that boomerang in teh gonads
April 29, 200619 yr if it tried that, chuck norris would roundhouse kick that boomerang in teh gonads
April 29, 200619 yr and i kicked him back! IN THE FACE!!! OHHHH!!! no way man no one ever gets up from a chuck norris roundhouse...except chuck norris
April 29, 200619 yr and i kicked him back! IN THE FACE!!! OHHHH!!! no way man no one ever gets up from a chuck norris roundhouse...except chuck norris
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