My dad got back from Maine today, and he brought with him a gift for me, an oscillating fan. Now most of you probably don't know, but I'm a huge fan of oscillation, and when you couple oscillation and fan you have a winner. But, you see folks, this isn't just ANY ORDINARY fan with the circular oscillating piece, this rad dude got a tower. A TOWER WTFOMGLOL you're probably yelling at your monitor right now as you read this, yes, I'll repeat, this fan is a tower. The creators of this amazing pice of art took the 3 best things in the world and put them into one ridiculously awesome machine; fan, tower, and oscillation. When you combine those 3 forces of nature then there's no going back, this is the future, and the future looks bright because what we have right here folks, is the pinnacle of mankind, there's no going back, it's a force to be reckoned with. I'll post pictures of it as soon as I can, but I warn you, this machine, upon looking at it, will make your heart jump and maybe stop due the sheer beauty of it.Now lets recap: I got a fan, it's in the shape of a tower which sits atop a stand, the tower rotates 90 degrees back and forth, it has 3 power settings, and a timer so you can set it to go off after a certain amount of time. And, my brethren, this is the most radical feature seperate feauture for it... a REMOTE CONTROL. I don't even have to waste energy and getting sweating to turn around and switch the fan on, I just point the controller behind me and *KABLOOMERS* the fan is cooling me down.Me: + 1 Oscillating FanYou: - 14 Dignity

ok wut does it do lol

It blows you.

:roll: geez wut do u mean blows u!?!?!?!!?!?! like wind blows u or like it blows u away.....of course i know wut it does!!! hehehehehe :roll: 8)

It can do both if you're very thin.

-Sterling Morrison]It blows you.

 

ROFL

soy..........