HELP! I need some good excuses for me to leave work early and go home and play 2142. The winner Will receive a half eaten bucket of chicken via ups ground. JK

is it still gonna be fresh.

tell them your wife handcuffed your ankles to the bed post last night and left this morning with the key.

well there are the classics: Im sick can I go home? I have a doctor/dentist appointment and need to leave early. I have family in town and I'd like to spend some time with them.

tell them your wife handcuffed your ankles to the bed post last night and left this morning with the key.

Thats pretty good but im already at work. You are one step closer to the chicken.

You can always say that the PAC have taken the outpost and you need to go home and get it back from them

well there are the classics: I'm sick can I go home? I have a doctor/dentist appointment and need to leave early. I have family in town and I'd like to spend some time with them.

OK, they already know I'm sick, I never go to the doctor/ dentist because in this area you are better off if you don't. I am a owner/ partner with my brother in law so that kills the family idea. Don't get me wrong your input is appreciated

Just keep hitting that sore hand of a wall or desk or something. Then when your eyes start to well up say you had flash back of an old pet die when you were a kid. That should get you out and if not your brother in law is one sick cruel person.

tell them your wife handcuffed your ankles to the bed post last night and left this morning with the key.

ok i told you that story in confidence impact .

AWW , well just tell them you have the runs. Then run right home and get on the computer.

Just keep hitting that sore hand of a wall or desk or something. Then when your eyes start to well up say you had flash back of an old pet die when you were a kid. That should get you out and if not your brother in law is one sick cruel person.

OMG Thats the best one I have ever heard!!!!!

 

YOU MAY HAVE WON THE CHICKEN

 

I don't think anyone will be able to top that.

diarrhea. the messy kind. that always works

-G

^^^^^ That sounds like one of Peter Griffin's antics.

My grandma's on fire.

 

 

Works everytime.

(Yes, I did see the part where the family thing wouldn't work. I just thought it'd be funny. )

ooo, i got one! just belive me on this one.

1. put on make-up one your face to get the "i'm sick" look.

2. get in a hot area for the sweating, like you have the flu.

3. put eye drops (lots of it) in your eyes to spice up the eye-watering look.

4. lean over to make it look likes your back hurts.

5. do something with your nose, for the runny-nose effect.

6. try talking nasal-like, like your congested.

7. and anything else you can think of.

 

oh and you can do the above in any order.

if this doesn't work...then your acting sucks.