for all of you who like ewok story time.....

The Killing of the Ewok

Caution the following is pointless.

(writtin in medevil story telling form, with knights castle typing tex v3.0(caution thats not real)

Thus as the match began on iwojima the spamming began... of course when simon thy killer ewok tried to thro a nade much of this happned to him.

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the ewok tried and tried but continued to fail... for alas he was very hyper

and thus began to do this http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/e/bigun.gif because sir simon the killer ewok was aimed at nothing thy bullets hit nothing. evnuntually thou other team took notice of this and began to slaughter thy ewok...more then before.

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thy opposing force also noticed that raw ewok should by a delicacy

http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/cannibal.gif

and thus brings us to the end of this pointles tale.................................................................................................................................................................MWHAHAH TRICKED YOU............................as thy ewok continued to die the other team killed him and olny him. thus in time thy ewok became very very angry and turned into his ultimate form http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/u/maulhood.gif

(no i dont think that fits but remember this is pointless)

as soon as he change thou other team began to run then alas........thy match ended right before thy ewok could rake in 20 kills at once

(no thats not right either) for he had become an ewok jedi hybrid but he was rewarded thy most deaths in thy end.................................................................FIN

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Wsaenotsock's Error Msg

thus as wsaenotsock joined a game fa started up but there was an error msg it read"the keyboard driver specified by the keyboard wil not allow you to run this program010011101010101" thou wsaenotsock was angerd and confused by this like any1 should be. but you began to hulicinate or so you thought. you began to see very strange things in the window shaped like this http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/k0/freak5.gif this :twisted: and this http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/u/alieneyesa.gif

then you saw one more one shaped like an ewok MWHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH :shock: :shock: ......... :?

YOU QUICKLY SET up your char wit your liking of weapons and armor and granades you quickly decide to shoot me with your mp5 but my m-60 keeps your head downyou pop up and fire a few rounds at me and u throw a granade

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but you know it is useless for the constant fire im putting http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/e/bigun.gifdown you wont be able to aim much even if your do manage to get a glimpse of me. but the granade blew it hurt me so you throw a cuncussion granade and charge at me from your hiding spot i am firing mindlessly and i mange to clip your leg you trip and fall on your face. you look up and you see me moving away

i was simply getting up on a hill you start to limp back into your base but you get shot in the back

and you die... but then you relize that you actually got into the game there was no error msg and you respawn olny to be killed by me camping outside your base again and again....

THE END :^

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The Snowball fight

In the middle of december becasue it was cold and the sun wasnt shining ewok decided to play fa more. Thus he came onto the server olny to find that there wee olny 3 people playing INCLUDING HIM why he wondered y. he weant to the forums and saw a post about a snowball fight on an internet game and that the TA clan should all come it had started just then. because most of the TA clan members dont want to go outside and get all cold and wet they have there snowball fights on the internet.

thus the clan was divided into two groups Asquad and Bsqaud were seprate and half of c squad was sent to each team those wit out a squad were chosen and all the trial members were shoved on the sides of the snow forts as human sheilds or were used as kamikazee snowball people.

Thus when the game started there were sevral options to choose what ure char looked like and there was an option "import picture" thus simon clicked this and imported a picture of an ewok to go over the normal cartoonny face of the normal char. after he did that he chose to go on red team the teams were uneven so he went to blue team then he discoverd that the snowballs were no ordinary snow balls. they were explosive granade like snow balls and then he noticed something that looked liek an mg on the side of the blue fort so he walked up to it and pulled the icy trigger....... it fired explosive snow balls like an m-60 as he began to notice it was the last round and evry1 olny gets one life. 30 secs after he spawned..... random comes up from behind and ice knives ewok to death.(wow the period righ ther ei think was the olny one i included in the whole paragraph)

THE END

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The m-60 god and the m-60 jesus

(TRUE STORY REGARDING FA)

Thus ewok was playing fa he was doing quite well with the m-60 so he began to brag and brag until he was squealched.

so the next game he doesnt brag but he still is owning wit the m-60 so he decides to call himself the m-60 jesus he chose jesus not god because there are some people out there better than him. Eventually he logs off and the next time he is on he starts talking about it again and most every1 ignores him about how he said there are other people out there that are better than him with the m-60. he says if he was really really really good he would call himself the m-60 god. Then laughing fat man says "yes my son".

THE END

(i cant think of anything else right now il prolly edit this later to add more stories)