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Ok let's get it started. Got any funny text that might be appropriate, or otherwise? Let's have it. Need some text for the sig, it's your job, be creative.

 

FreefallGun_Sig.jpg

"FREEFALL357" gotta have the (=A=) and finally "Come here, I want to be your friend..."

 

or "*pssht*, nice Voss..."

 

or just..."Wut?"

"Check out my big gun"

:p -You think, maybe, he is compensating for something???...wait...THAT IS ME!! LOL

 

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/ab44d49b.gif

:D -You think' date=' maybe, he is compensating for something???...wait...THAT IS ME!! LOL [img']http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/ab44d49b.gif[/img]

That's what I noticed, and came up with that. And the funny part is that I also noticed the face was changed to yours. http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/ab44d49b.gif

 

Ahhhh you took my smiley again http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/36_1_17.gif now you will be paddled http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/whipme.gif hehe http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/the022.gif

Ahhhh you took my smiley again http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/36_1_17.gif now you will be paddled http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/whipme.gif hehe http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/the022.gif

:D -You do not scare me...I have had several girlfriends like you and have prevailed through all of them (well, the last one total owned me, but she does not count...she cheated by looking all cute and meek...oh, AND FIXES TANKS!! WTF!)...well, you know how it goes...Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash...wait...
:D -You do not scare me...I have had several girlfriends like you and have prevailed through all of them (well, the last one total owned me, but she does not count...she cheated by looking all cute and meek...oh, AND FIXES TANKS!! WTF!)...well, you know how it goes...Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash...wait...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a265/Raven1733/smiley-crazy.gif

awwww eskimo! i wanted to say that! how about: "suicide hotline...please hold!"

or "You laugh because I'm different...........

I laugh cause I just farted!" or "Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." or "I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?" or "I worship the ground that awaits you." or "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent." or "We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God." or "It's not that you and I are so clever, but that the others are such fools." or "I'm not cynical. Just experienced." or "To err is human. To forgive is unusual." or "Attention to health is life greatest hindrance"

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent."

I used to use that in my sig:) get off my wavelength your scaring me! :D
"HEHE You talking to me?" , "Cowabunga" , "Open wide and say Ahh", "Hello Pal", "This is gonna hurt", "Swiss cheese anyone?" , "Welcome to my world soldier", "You ought to see my other gun", "The end is near, can you feel it?" "Where did you want that door?" , "Soldier, You gonna die", "Surprise, its your birthday", Just a few that I can think of. :D

how about: http://www.click2host.us/004/FreefallGun_Sig%20copy774849.png :D props to wolfey for the idea on what text to put :cool:

 

v2:

 

http://www.click2host.us/005/FreefallGun_Sig%20copy1717208.png

 

v3:

 

http://www.click2host.us/006/FreefallGun_Sig%20copy12427472.png

OOOOH Shiney, Now how do i fire this thing?, How did i get here?, Crap its jammed, What did u call me?, Thats right keep runnin, Hold still it'll only hurt for a second, Is there a way i could mount this on my car?, I think i just found a new reason to call into work hehehe.

 

I'll come up with some more later:D

Ok let's get it started. Got any funny text that might be appropriate, or otherwise? Let's have it. Need some text for the sig, it's your job, be creative.

 

FreefallGun_Sig.jpg

"thats not a gun in my pants.. i am just VERY happy to see you"

 

"this should do.. who needs compensation when you got one of these"

 

"...better than sex"

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