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For all of you who like ewok storytime....dont delete this

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The Ewok Castle (This ewok story is writtin in medevil typing tex version 3.0)One fine morning on endor Simon the killer ewok the leader and most powerfull of the ewoks (if im the most powerfull damn they must be weak) came to the cunclusion that living in tiny wooden tree houses isnt very fun anymore. so he orderd that an area of ground be cleared of trees to build a castle there. Thy clearing operation was taking a very long time so sir simon took out thine m-60 and shot them all down. After the trees were cleared the ewoks began the work on the castle, a week later simon came by to check on there progress. thy worker ewoks said they were done. But in the middle of the huge clearing there was a toy house with the word Play-School-Toys writtin on it. Apparently the ewok workers orderd a play house for there castle and it took a week to get there. Simon was greatly angered by this and thew 2 of the ewoks into a swamp they stayed there for 3 day then were released. After being stung by 3k endor masquitos. whitch are about this long: : uh huh they hurt and leave big rashes. So work began again and simon decidid to stay by and watch the progress the ewoks layed out long tree trunks to show where the edges of the castle were going to be then they dug a moat around it to start. Then they relized that many of them were stuck on the island inside the moat and that there was no bridge. They slowly looked over to simon who was sleeping and a sigh of relif was let out by all. then the ones on the outside dug a moat around simon so that he wouldnt kill them when he woke up.The ewoks on the outside managed to gather enuf trees to make a bridge this is when simon woke up and noticed the moat around him.....when it was too late he fell down the 15 foot moat. after he got out he was yelling for a med lvl 2 because he broke his leg after it was fixed he sent 20 ewoks into the swamp for 5 days. Soon after work began again and things were proceeding steadily untill the empire landed on the planet agian. simon wipped out his m-60 and got to work. they charged the ewok village in the same spot every time. there are a group of spiked walls where they always come and alot of a slippry oil like substance gatherd from the swamps on the ground the walls are shaped like this __________s-trooper pinball_______Score 35650_____ O O TILT!! \ \ {-----\ /-----} l l 00 00 l l ___ ___ \ / l l ^ ^ simon's location s-troopers entranceand so after 3 lives and 60k points Simon returend to his castle and to his amazement it was done. it was a huge wooden stronghold with crenulated wood walls and ewok archers standing all over and 4 large guard towers one at each corner wit about 3 archers in each one. :^) then an admin said it was an unfair advantage and killed it :^Osimons face was as follows 0_oThe end I dont have time to type any more right now il add more stories tomorrow
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man the thing messed up my pinball table i made any way when the s-troopers attacked i made a pinball table outa \,/ and a bunch of other stuff. and i had simons location under teh flippers and s-trooper entrance under the ball start point.... dammnit that took awhile for me to make

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