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You're all apples, how much have you decomposed?

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Here are all of your various states of decomposition!

 

The ()'s next to ur name show which way you most likely will go along the decomposition hierarchy, either you might become a worse apple (-) or a better apple (+) :p , or maybe ur apple status won't change that much ( ), and maybe i have no idea at all (?)!

 

Perfect Apple(s) :( : Cossu, Cossu's bird

 

Good Apple(s) :) : Gijoe( ), Underspy(-), Gator( ), Anibis( ), Freefall(-), Bravo(-), Tilgado(-), G(?), chappy( )

 

Moderate Apple(s) :) : thomas(?), blacksheep(?), sharp(?), ricecake(?), tuby(?), impact(?), wolfey(+), taco(-), omglayzor(-), Biscuit(+)

 

Almost Inedible Apple(s): Danbaron(-), Griiiiiiimeh(-), klink(-), murderer(-), norcalxx(-), weihe(-), rbevan(-), Norcalxx(-)

 

Bad Apple(s) :( : travis(-), sspeaks (-)doc(+), phrogg(-), arahman (-), shotty(-), Forrest_gump(-), Yola(-)

 

Rotten Apple(s) ;) : Ding(-), killer(-)

 

Pile of decomposed slush that was once an apple:eek: :( : Pending :D

 

If you are a moderate apple, that means your status of decomposition is not yet known and could go either way.

 

If I didn't mention any of you, then you're probably a moderate apple.

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so what do we need to become worse?

A true bad apple would know what to do ;)

 

i am so lost, what is this about?

Ooohh... u bad bad apple

 

What did I ever do LOL.

No idea, but i dont choose the apple ranks, the apple ranks choose you :(
A true bad apple would know what to do ;)

 

Ooohh... u bad bad apple

you want me to come to your house and delete cossu from your EA account?

 

ok ill be their in like 10hours

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you want me to come to your house and delete cossu from your EA account?

 

ok ill be their in like 10hours

Well thanks to EA's terrible methods I could make a new soldier named Cossu and it'd have all my unlocks/stats/everything ;)

 

But yes, you'd get the pile of decomposed slush for that :(

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man this is just wierd

Careful, you might become a rotten apple, then ding woudl get jealous

 

hey cossu arent you supposed to be in the "Pile of decomposed slush that was once an appleeek.gifmad.giffrown.gif: Pending wink.gif" state?

Your attempts to become a worse apple are futile!
hey cossu arent you supposed to be in the "Pile of decomposed slush that was once an appleeek.gifmad.giffrown.gif: Pending wink.gif" state?

After that apple was shotgunned right?

god i have to beat ding to decomposed pile of slush

 

prepared to be teamkilled

 

i also called the the riaa about all the music you downloaded

and the mpaa for all the movies you downloaded

and the secret service about the threats you made (that stuffs just not funny)

god i have to beat ding to decomposed pile of slush

 

prepared to be teamkilled

 

i also called the the riaa about all the music you downloaded

 

and the mpaa for all the movies you downloaded

 

and the secret service about the threats you made (that stuffs just not funny)

He's probably putting you under the decomposed pile of slush as we speak...
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He's probably putting you under the decomposed pile of slush as we speak...

I like to believe everybody's a good apple at heart, but then I meet the worse apples

 

god i have to beat ding to decomposed pile of slush

 

prepared to be teamkilled

 

i also called the the riaa about all the music you downloaded

 

and the mpaa for all the movies you downloaded

 

and the secret service about the threats you made (that stuffs just not funny)

Haha I'd like to see what the secret service has to say about my threats, imagine that on trial. "Cossu, is it true that you, the defendant, told Mr. Killer that you would, and I quote, 'Pwn you in the face like a noob'?"

And tking is cheating, you have to pwn me a lot while on the other team ;)

 

After that apple was shotgunned right?

Lol that'd sure make you decompose faster :(
I like to believe everybody's a good apple at heart, but then I meet the worse apples

 

Haha I'd like to see what the secret service has to say about my threats, imagine that on trial. "Cossu, is it true that you, the defendant, told Mr. Killer that you would, and I quote, 'Pwn you in the face like a noob'?"

 

And tking is cheating, you have to pwn me a lot while on the other team ;)

no the threats you made about the president

 

they take that quit seriusly

 

i imagine they have your phones and internet tapped as we speak

 

how is tking cheating

 

does that mean i could tk you non stop till the end of time and still be a perfect apple

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no the threats you made about the president

 

they take that quit seriusly

 

i imagine they have your phones and internet tapped as we speak

 

how is tking cheating

 

does that mean i could tk you non stop till the end of time and still be a perfect apple

You have to pwn me when i have a chance of pwning you instead
so i just cant go to your house and give you a beat down?

 

cause youd have no chance at pwning me in real life

- He still has shotty hax in RL though...be careful ;)
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so i just cant go to your house and give you a beat down?

 

cause youd have no chance at pwning me in real life

You seem quite intent on becoming a worse apple lol

 

- He still has shotty hax in RL though...be careful :(

Well of course ;)

 

Cossu I think you need to make a new list...

 

you forgot some people *cough* AHEM!

Lol sorry, just that I've never seen u in vent or anything
so if i stick you in the neck with my knife and post the tags will that change my status
so if i stick you in the neck with my knife and post the tags will that change my status

I think that calls for a status change

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