October 10, 200718 yr MY LIVING WILL Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She gets up, unpluggs the TV, and throws out my wine. She's such a B***** :twitcy:
October 10, 200718 yr well u did say that u didn't want to be in a vegetative state dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle, and she did what u asked her to do. ur not sitting in a vegetative state, ur not dependent on the tv, and ur not drinking wine(fluids) which comes from a bottle. :klinked:
October 10, 200718 yr http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v56/MrBojangles/panoolied.jpg Speaking of Panooolied "HOW BOUT THOSE YANKEES"?
October 10, 200718 yr Ill make sure not to mention this around my wife. Dont need her getting any :klinked: ideas.
October 10, 200718 yr Speaking of Panooolied "HOW BOUT THOSE YANKEES"? Crappy execution but shiney in all the right places? Go Yanks. :klinked: how bout em?
October 10, 200718 yr Author well u did say that u didn't want to be in a vegetative state dependent on a machine and fluids from a bottle, and she did what u asked her to do. ur not sitting in a vegetative state, ur not dependent on the tv, and ur not drinking wine(fluids) which comes from a bottle. :P umm well actually Im not married and I dont drink wine and my 47 LCD is on the wall in my office not the living room.... I just thought this was pretty funny when I read it
October 11, 200718 yr umm well actually Im not married and I dont drink wine and my 47 LCD is on the wall in my office not the living room.... I just thought this was pretty funny when I read it thread cred has now dropped from 28 to 0
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