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Axlerod, this ones for you:

omfg, I almost fell off the chair laughing bu11boy, its called a measuring tape, you can get one at Walmart eh!

wonder who actually does this, someone has obviously or they wouldn't put up signs like this ...

Sorry, that was my doing. and I know why ... If I see him again in any game I will do my best to get him back, even if it means my leaving for his return, so be it. Auvy is just as much as TAC as anybody else here. I just hope Auvy doesn't go and do something that will hurt his/her family (sorry not sure if Auvy is a him or a her ?). Depression is a wicked thing, bin there done that, got the t-shirt, tried to take it back ...

Recipe of making love: How To Make Love Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. if banana does not soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, Uh Oh ---------- ---------- ---------- Best fruit cake ever: 1 cup butter 1 cup sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup dried fruit 1 tsp baking powder lemon juice 1 cup brown sugar nuts 1 or 2 bottles scotch whiskey Before you start, sample the scotch to check quality. Good isn't it? Now start baking. Select a large misking bowl, measuring cup etc. Check the scotch again, as it must be just right. To be sure that the scotch is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With an electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. And one teaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure the scotch is still OK. Cry another cup. Open second bottle if necessary. Ant tow large leggs, 2 cups dried fruit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry loose with drewscriver. Next, sift three cups of salt or anything, it really doesn't matter. Sample scotch again. Sift half cup of lemon juice. fold in more ... err missed this: Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add one babble of brown thugar, or whatever you can see and mix well. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 180C. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and ake. Check scotch again and go to bed.

Just out of curiousity, does anybody here use FB? Weaponmaster and I have friended, anyone else want to friend with a genuine fruit cake ?

awe -30 is nothing, I have experienced -50 with a wind factor. and was working outdoors @ the time inna sawmill. gets to -40 here in Quesnel round January, am sooo looking forward to that, NOT

RESPECT

heres my thoughts. Gator, Axle, ACS, you go for the flags, correct ? I go for the kills, correct ? I will keep the enemies attention by slaughtering them and they are focused on killing me, therefore you can cap as many flags as possible. seems logical enough does it not ??? its a win/win You guys get the flags, I get my kills. I will attempt to cap flags too, but my main focus is on my K/D/R ... I will try and do my best to keep the clan informed on what the enemy is doing, this means that I will be speaking more often than usual. I apologize now if I seem to have a hard time talking as I do not have any teeth in my head, I never got into the habit of brushing and had the last few removed for health concerns ... I do have dentures, but they are extremely uncomfortable, yet $1500 bux later they cant be fixed ... This is one of the main reason why I do not talk very much, words just slur out and it is, well, embarrassing to say the least ... so please bare with me

well excuse ME !!!

this short clip is of myself flying the F35 I think that's what it is at full thrust, I made 2 passes and actually survived, although I think I scared the shit outta the guy driving the LAV the second time round ... OOORAH !!! [ATTACH]4516.IPB[/ATTACH]

Craigslist or Kijiji would be your best bet, ya ya I know snooze ya loose, trolling the web site ... I would personally sell something like this for at least 800 bux, have done so in the past ... used to be in the used computer sales industry, although there are a lot of people that sell used, most of which is total and complete crap. something like this would easily bring in 800 bux. let me know if you need help wording the ad?

oh Rogue, u claim that one doesn't have skill when operating a vehicle, what do you call it when you are stationary and you shoot something? its actually harder to shoot a moving target while you are moving than if you are stationary. I don't stop, aim then shoot, I move fast, continue to shoot and if I hit the target awesome, If I miss, I fuct cause they or you know Im onto them or you ...

heh I really could care less about Charlie, ever try to get a tank into the elevator ? lol the fuckin thing doesn't fit for one, omfg that 'WOULD' be soooo awesome to have the tank go to the top floor, the doors open with the enemy waiting at the door and the look on his/her face, pricesless !!!

oh Rogue, these aren't rules, they are requests. besides if the gunners is taking up the rear of the vehicle, we have a better chance of staying alive a little longer, rather than being worried about getting my kill ...