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Axlerod, this ones for you:

omfg, I almost fell off the chair laughing bu11boy, its called a measuring tape, you can get one at Walmart eh!

wonder who actually does this, someone has obviously or they wouldn't put up signs like this ...

Sorry, that was my doing. and I know why ... If I see him again in any game I will do my best to get him back, even if it means my leaving for his return, so be it. Auvy is just as much as TAC as anybody else here. I just hope Auvy doesn't go and do something that will hurt his/her family (sorry not sure if Auvy is a him or a her ?). Depression is a wicked thing, bin there done that, got the t-shirt, tried to take it back ...

Recipe of making love: How To Make Love Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. if banana does not soften repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, Uh Oh ---------- ---------- ---------- Best fruit cake ever: 1 cup butter 1 cup sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup dried fruit 1 tsp baking powder lemon juice 1 cup brown sugar nuts 1 or 2 bottles scotch whiskey Before you start, sample the scotch to check quality. Good isn't it? Now start baking. Select a large misking bowl, measuring cup etc. Check the scotch again, as it must be just right. To be sure that the scotch is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink it as fast as you can. Repeat. With an electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. And one teaspoon of thugar and beat again. Meanwhile, make sure the scotch is still OK. Cry another cup. Open second bottle if necessary. Ant tow large leggs, 2 cups dried fruit and beat till high. If druit gets stuck in beaters, just pry loose with drewscriver. Next, sift three cups of salt or anything, it really doesn't matter. Sample scotch again. Sift half cup of lemon juice. fold in more ... err missed this: Fold in chopped butter and strained nuts. Add one babble of brown thugar, or whatever you can see and mix well. Grease oven and turn cake pan to 180C. Now pour the whole mess into the coven and ake. Check scotch again and go to bed.

Just out of curiousity, does anybody here use FB? Weaponmaster and I have friended, anyone else want to friend with a genuine fruit cake ?

awe -30 is nothing, I have experienced -50 with a wind factor. and was working outdoors @ the time inna sawmill. gets to -40 here in Quesnel round January, am sooo looking forward to that, NOT

RESPECT

heres my thoughts. Gator, Axle, ACS, you go for the flags, correct ? I go for the kills, correct ? I will keep the enemies attention by slaughtering them and they are focused on killing me, therefore you can cap as many flags as possible. seems logical enough does it not ??? its a win/win You guys get the flags, I get my kills. I will attempt to cap flags too, but my main focus is on my K/D/R ... I will try and do my best to keep the clan informed on what the enemy is doing, this means that I will be speaking more often than usual. I apologize now if I seem to have a hard time talking as I do not have any teeth in my head, I never got into the habit of brushing and had the last few removed for health concerns ... I do have dentures, but they are extremely uncomfortable, yet $1500 bux later they cant be fixed ... This is one of the main reason why I do not talk very much, words just slur out and it is, well, embarrassing to say the least ... so please bare with me

well excuse ME !!!

this short clip is of myself flying the F35 I think that's what it is at full thrust, I made 2 passes and actually survived, although I think I scared the shit outta the guy driving the LAV the second time round ... OOORAH !!! [ATTACH]4516.IPB[/ATTACH]

Craigslist or Kijiji would be your best bet, ya ya I know snooze ya loose, trolling the web site ... I would personally sell something like this for at least 800 bux, have done so in the past ... used to be in the used computer sales industry, although there are a lot of people that sell used, most of which is total and complete crap. something like this would easily bring in 800 bux. let me know if you need help wording the ad?

oh Rogue, u claim that one doesn't have skill when operating a vehicle, what do you call it when you are stationary and you shoot something? its actually harder to shoot a moving target while you are moving than if you are stationary. I don't stop, aim then shoot, I move fast, continue to shoot and if I hit the target awesome, If I miss, I fuct cause they or you know Im onto them or you ...

heh I really could care less about Charlie, ever try to get a tank into the elevator ? lol the fuckin thing doesn't fit for one, omfg that 'WOULD' be soooo awesome to have the tank go to the top floor, the doors open with the enemy waiting at the door and the look on his/her face, pricesless !!!

oh Rogue, these aren't rules, they are requests. besides if the gunners is taking up the rear of the vehicle, we have a better chance of staying alive a little longer, rather than being worried about getting my kill ...

OOORAH you tell him

lol vehicles are dumb, uh what do you ride a fucking horse around ??? or do you travel on foot ???

ah Karma is a beautiful thing bu11boy, greatest invention to this day ...

heh I have your back, but if I TK you trying to take that fictitious character out. then well, you know I tried ... Just because I don't have the best kdr with a handgun, doesn't mean Im not good @ the game. My game isn't about capping the flags, my game is based around the kd in which what vehicle I am in. not everybody is good with a gun, their are the few that are great behind the wheel of a vehicle and the cannon welded to the frame ...

so haw many kills do you have in a vehicle ?

Hello all, TAC and anyone else. I have three requests; when you are in the gunner seat and I am driving the vehicle. can you Please, Please, Please not shoot at the vehicles, it gives away our position and the element of surprise is gone, I try my best to get the first shot off and hit the vehicle whether its a Tank, LAV, BTR or an Attack Boat. hell I dont care if youre shooting infantry, giver shit, but when it comes to the vehicles, once they know someone is shooting at them, well it like; Have you ever had someone throwing pea's at your forehead ? same effect, does NOTHING !!! just alerts the enemy as to who is coming at them and from what angle. Second request; If you are the gunner, please observe the rear of the vehicle more than the front as when we are sitting still and I am observing the forward position, I dont have eyes in the back of my head and I dont use a hack to tell me if someone is coming up behind us or not, and by the time I do turn around, its too late, BOOM !!! I thoroughly enjoy having a gunner as Two sets of eyes are better than One, but not when both pairs of eyes are looking straight ahead ... Third; When repairing a vehicle, please dont get into the drivers seat and think you are going to take over, that generally gets either me or you or both of us killed, I upon getting back into the vehicle dont hesitate on moving, it is an instant reaction and I go. Get into the drivers seat I just get pissed off and TK, I dont like to TK on purpose ... If you dont like this, please dont get into the vehicle with me. I have lost several kill streaks because the other person thinks theyre gonna get the kill. I dont particularly like or enjoy infantry only maps, for the life of me, I can not hit the broad side of the big RED barn with a carbine, but in a vehicle, well thats another story

I have contacted EA and suggested an idea I have been pondering, not to ban hackers, but to expose them. When the one whom is hacking initializes a hack file, the process goes thru steps and can be detected via the algorithm or source code. there are mini programs which can detect when a suspicious file has been detected and is run by the person in which is hacking. New ideas to be added to the person hacking come to me everyday, which wont knock out hacking in game, but when the person that executes the file, would be displayed thru-out the server, and a message pops up onscreen telling everybody in game that so and so has initiated a suspicious file ... Hackers 'Might' think theyre reaping the rewards, but in turn, its fucking up everybody elses game that are there just to have fun, you know this, I know this, but to a hacker, who the fuck know ...

Why do you insist on hacking a game, you are ruining it for everybody that is trying to have some fun, let off some steam. Why not use your insanely awesome computer skills to better man kind, rather than destroy it? If youre hacking, you are no better that DAESH. better known as isis, I do not use uppercase letter in the isis word as THEY do not deserve the recognition and either do you if you are ruining the game. Use you skills to expose what DAESH is doing, I have read online that hackers have brought down and exposed 100's of websites dedicated to these DAESH fuckers. for fuck sakes, grow a set and use your skills for something that will make the entire fucking world a better place, stop ruining the game! I know, take the easy way out, get that rank up to the top level as fast as you can. BUT what the fuck is the point in the game if you cant build up any skill. You cant go thru life hacking your way thru it, it just doesn't work!, Practice makes perfect.