September 14, 200322 yr Hey guys I was going to try to make the match today but was called out this morning....I know...as always! I had to do the "alcohol" part of my job while not as fun as kicking in a door and flash banging a house. As most of you know the state police agency I work for is basically a vice unit which means we work alcohol, tobacco, narcotics, prostitution, gambling, and public corruption. Well today was the first "still" (from the word distilled) I have ever gotten in the 6+ years I have worked in law enforcement. It is rare to see something like this now-a-days. The next time you guys hear about someone drinking moonshine, white lightning, white wiskey, or any other name it goes by tell them about this nasty crap...The pictures do not do it justice I promise you!!! We found dead rats, snakes, and hornets in the mash. Here are some pics: A little peace of Heaven in the back woods of Alabama... http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/t/statecop/still/025.jpg Hey Bubba...you in the shed? http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/t/statecop/still/026.jpg Oh look it is so clean... http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/t/statecop/still/027.jpg Here is the mash they use to make the whiskey...there were dead rats and hornets in there also...mmmmhhmmm GOOD! EXTRA FLAVOR! http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/t/statecop/still/002.jpg Ok when Bubba gets in a hurry he adds the car battery in the mash to speed things up! Oh yeah think of the minerals you get! http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/t/statecop/still/007.jpg Some finished product.... http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/t/statecop/still/006.jpg He will not be needing this barrel any more! http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/t/statecop/still/021.jpg OH LOOK! I did find some dope today! YES! http://bellsouthpwp.net/s/t/statecop/still/004.jpg
September 14, 200322 yr Author -Macgyver]So how was the quality.???!!! Looks nice and clear. lol...looks clear but had crap all in it...not to mention the whole battery acid thing....
September 14, 200322 yr looks like you have an exciting job cop. http://www.gamingforums.com/images/smilies/beer.gifhttp://www.gamingforums.com/images/smilies/drink.gifhttp://www.gamingforums.com/images/smilies/drunko.gifhttp://csnation.counter-strike.net/morph/img/smilies/2.gif
September 14, 200322 yr Cop .you forgot to tellem it will also destroy your liver from the inside out (not good at all)
September 14, 200322 yr Author So true Norm! The bad thing is even the companies that bottle this stuff use the same techniques just inside clean buildings. The mash is the same and sometimes get rats in it.
September 14, 200322 yr -StateCop]So true Norm! The bad thing is even the companies that bottle this stuff use the same techniques just inside clean buildings. The mash is the same and sometimes get rats in it. I had this bottle of tequila once, and let me tell you, they actually get worms in that stuff..... Sorry, I'm feeling honery today....
September 15, 200322 yr -StateCop]So true Norm! The bad thing is even the companies that bottle this stuff use the same techniques just inside clean buildings. The mash is the same and sometimes get rats in it. i think ill stick to pepsi. you say one gross thing aobut pepsi and ill kill u
September 15, 200322 yr Pepsi-Cola sucks, but so does Coca-cola, the real taste lies in the "cherry" additive. Wait... what were we talking about? :?
September 17, 200322 yr Looks like some of da' stuff ma' pah in law keeps around.I honestly can't see how anybody can drink the stuff. Peach or Apple Brandy is what most of the home brew is around here. While it sounds good, the stuff tastes literally like rocket fuel to me. I'll stick to a good Canadian brew, thank you very much... if I ever go back to drinking again.As much alcohol is in these home brews, I highly doubt anything living (such as bacteria from dead animals) will live long enough to infect ya as alchahol is a disinfectant of sorts. I still wouldn't drink it... unless your into gasping for breath after just a sip.However, the stuff works great as homemade cough syrup. Little corn whiskey, crushed peppermint candy, some honey, and some lemon juice; and you got a brew that is guaranteed to knock out any cough you got. Will probably knock YOU out as well.
September 17, 200322 yr Author It is basically home made liquor usually clear and has an extremely HIGH or in some cases low alcohol content that is not regulated. It is almost always made with less than sanitary means and unorthodox methods like using battery acid to speed up the process or car radiators for condensers which puts lead into the mix these results in a lot of deaths each year not to mention other things they do in the process. Those things along with the fact it is also untaxed and unregulated in a regulation state makes it illegal. A side note to this is it can actually be a federal crime as well.
September 18, 200322 yr I just wanna say that it is always good hearing advice and warnings from our friendly neighborhood statecop :wink:
September 18, 200322 yr coke vs. water WATER 1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated. 2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak that it is often mistaken for hunger. 3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as much as 3%. 4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a U-Washington study. 5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue. 6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers. 7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen oron a printed page. 8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer. COKE 1. In many states (in the USA) the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident. (is this true statecop?) 2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. 4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola. 5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. 6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes. 7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy. YUM 8. To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle.The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean roadhaze from your windshield. 1. The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. Phosphoric acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major contributor to the rising increase in osteoporosis. 2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup (the concentrate) the commercial truck must>use the Hazardous material place cards reserved for Highly corrosive materials. The distributors of coke have been using it to clean the engines of their trucks for about 20 years! Now the question is, would you like a glass of water or Coke? Happy Drinking!!!!!!!!!friend of mine sent me this thought this would be the right place to share.
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