You might be playing FA too much if... When you spot a small child riding a bicycle, you immediately run up and slap him/her and tell her to get a helmet. In hospitals, you stick a giant red cross flag on the ground and begin hoarding the toilet paper, hoping to lend a hand. Same place, but as you sit you see a man limp away with a cast on his leg. You scream "Stop and I'll treat you!!" at the top of your lungs, run up to him, crazy glue a splint to the cast, and run away. You refuse to use binoculars, replying that you forgot to get Mark I when you woke up this morning. In crowded streets, you drop little colored flags and dash off yelling "Request artillery fire at these coordinates!" into an imaginary radio. You relentlessly search Ebay for an M79 so you can "take care of those god damned ants for the last time." At football games, you confuse your friends by pointing at the players and constantly asking if FF is on. You push random people down, yell "Owned you, noob!" and quickly spray paint a half-life logo on the ground beside them. You never stand to close to windows. The snipers are everywhere. You place a little green box on your front porch to take care of any traveling salesmen, (edit) mac, etc. there's more at http://forums.firearmsmod.com/showthread.php?threadid=33948

You might be playing FA too much if... When you spot a small child riding a bicycle, you immediately run up and slap him/her and tell her to get a helmet. In hospitals, you stick a giant red cross flag on the ground and begin hoarding the toilet paper, hoping to lend a hand. Same place, but as you sit you see a man limp away with a cast on his leg. You scream "Stop and I'll treat you!!" at the top of your lungs, run up to him, crazy glue a splint to the cast, and run away. You refuse to use binoculars, replying that you forgot to get Mark I when you woke up this morning. In crowded streets, you drop little colored flags and dash off yelling "Request artillery fire at these coordinates!" into an imaginary radio. You relentlessly search Ebay for an M79 so you can "take care of those god damned ants for the last time." At football games, you confuse your friends by pointing at the players and constantly asking if FF is on. You push random people down, yell "Owned you, noob!" and quickly spray paint a half-life logo on the ground beside them. You never stand to close to windows. The snipers are everywhere. You place a little green box on your front porch to take care of any traveling salesmen, (edit) mac, etc. there's more at http://forums.firearmsmod.com/showthread.php?threadid=33948

loltoo true...to true

loltoo true...to true

Old... I posted something like that a week ago

Old... I posted something like that a week ago

hehe..thought of one:You look down and are amazed to see your feet

hehe..thought of one:You look down and are amazed to see your feet

You play too much FA if you keep saying Saddam is out of "reins"

 

You tell you're dad you can't help him with work today because without battlefield agility it takes too long to get up.

 

You tell your teacher you couldn't do your homework because you didn't have marksmanship 1

 

You punch your friend to see if FF is on.

 

You say your classmate is a noob h4xer becaue he got an A on a test.

 

Come on lets keep this List going!

You play too much FA if you keep saying Saddam is out of "reins"

 

You tell you're dad you can't help him with work today because without battlefield agility it takes too long to get up.

 

You tell your teacher you couldn't do your homework because you didn't have marksmanship 1

 

You punch your friend to see if FF is on.

 

You say your classmate is a noob h4xer becaue he got an A on a test.

 

Come on lets keep this List going!

-Killer From Away]You might be playing FA too much if... When you spot a small child riding a bicycle' date=' you immediately run up and slap him/her and tell her to get a helmet. In hospitals, you stick a giant red cross flag on the ground and begin hoarding the toilet paper, hoping to lend a hand. Same place, but as you sit you see a man limp away with a cast on his leg. You scream "Stop and I'll treat you!!" at the top of your lungs, run up to him, crazy glue a splint to the cast, and run away. You refuse to use binoculars, replying that you forgot to get Mark I when you woke up this morning. In crowded streets, you drop little colored flags and dash off yelling "Request artillery fire at these coordinates!" into an imaginary radio. You relentlessly search Ebay for an M79 so you can "take care of those god damned ants for the last time." At football games, you confuse your friends by pointing at the players and constantly asking if FF is on. You push random people down, yell "Owned you, noob!" and quickly spray paint a half-life logo on the ground beside them. You never stand to close to windows. The snipers are everywhere. You place a little green box on your front porch to take care of any traveling salesmen, (edit) mac, etc. there's more at http://forums.firearmsmod.com/showthread.php?threadid=33948

Thanks for that Killer - I haven't laughed so much in ages. HUGH JASS

-Killer From Away]You might be playing FA too much if... When you spot a small child riding a bicycle' date=' you immediately run up and slap him/her and tell her to get a helmet. In hospitals, you stick a giant red cross flag on the ground and begin hoarding the toilet paper, hoping to lend a hand. Same place, but as you sit you see a man limp away with a cast on his leg. You scream "Stop and I'll treat you!!" at the top of your lungs, run up to him, crazy glue a splint to the cast, and run away. You refuse to use binoculars, replying that you forgot to get Mark I when you woke up this morning. In crowded streets, you drop little colored flags and dash off yelling "Request artillery fire at these coordinates!" into an imaginary radio. You relentlessly search Ebay for an M79 so you can "take care of those god damned ants for the last time." At football games, you confuse your friends by pointing at the players and constantly asking if FF is on. You push random people down, yell "Owned you, noob!" and quickly spray paint a half-life logo on the ground beside them. You never stand to close to windows. The snipers are everywhere. You place a little green box on your front porch to take care of any traveling salesmen, (edit) mac, etc. there's more at http://forums.firearmsmod.com/showthread.php?threadid=33948

Thanks for that Killer - I haven't laughed so much in ages. HUGH JASS