November 4, 200322 yr 1. When Jairyn was in church singing a hymn, someone threw a tomato at him. Tomatos dont hurt they're covered in skin, but this one did coz it came in a tin.2 If my local cornershop is open 24 hours aday, 7 days a week, 365 days of the year. Why does it have a lock on the door?3. I was out in london late one saturday night, when along came Suzi riding on her bike, she took of her dress and said "have what you like", the dress it didnt fit me so instead i had her bike.4. Whats the difference between a nun praying and a nun bathing? Ones got hope in her sole the other has.........5. Always remember that its the early bird who cathes the worm, but its the 2nd mouse that gets the cheese.
November 5, 200322 yr Yeah well... Wellsy - that was so very lame Here's one from me: A preacher and a shepherd met in some Australian quiz final. After a round of regular questions the score was a tie, so the host gives them a final task: "Make a short poem with the word Timbuktu in 5 minutes" Both candidates think for 5 minutes. After that time the preacher presents his poem: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu..." The people in the studio are amazed and already count him a winner. Then up comes the australian shepherd and recites: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two..."
November 6, 200322 yr Author Ok ok i hav on elike ArizafalA teacher asks the her class to make up a short rhyme with the word pistol in it. The first boy says "My dady is a soldier he has a suit of blue, he has a knife in his belt and a pistol too"The teacher syas "thats lovelt gerorge, now your turn jack"Jack says " My daddy aint a soldier, he dont hav a suit of blue, when he gets his dole at 12pm hes on the piss till 2"
November 6, 200322 yr hahaha, thats pretty good deadeyeIf rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no decent human being would ever eat?And of course, the genius that is Harland Williams:"To a homeless man, a scarecrow is a free pair of clothes in the middle of food.""My girlfriend said last week that I wasn't good enough in the sack. So I took a bottle of viagra and drank a case of red bull. Her funeral is next tuesday."
November 9, 200322 yr There were 3 brothers from China, Bu, Chu and Fu. When they moved to America, they decided to change their names. Bu changed his name to Buck. Chu changed his name to Chuck. And Fu... well, he had to go back to China.
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