Posted December 21, 201014 yr Please, take care of yourself this holiday season. A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related. This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes that just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and shit like that. Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents. You're Welcome!
December 27, 201014 yr Author Decaff, you amaze me with your logic. Yea but I can play it off as a joke!
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