I just wanted to know some of the funniest/stupidest/craziest/insane pwnage moments you guys have had in Firearms. I have a few that come to mind right away. Just the other day I was playing coldwar and i was hiding behind some sandbags with my berreta 92f. I pop up and shoot a single round at these guys kinda far away, and I killed 2 guys with that bullet. Dont ask me how i did it, because i was as surprised as everybody else. Another incident was on the bridge of coldwar. Some guy thought it would be funny if he closed the bridge and i didnt notice because i was nearly off it...so then he closed it and i fell...

Im wondering if I was the other guy.love the uncommon valor at deviant....didnt know u were "Deviously Deviant" [baRRACUUUUDA]

a while back i decided to use only the 92f as my primary weapon, you would be surprised how useful it is. I was getting 2:1 ratios for while. Course, couldnt do that now, i need to practice. But thats my FA moment, the time when I pwned with the 92f

On durandal, I ran through the sewers (meeting no one thankfully) and came up on Blue's side.Blue had pretty much captured the bridge and were camping outside the Red's arc.Once I left the tiny room that had Blue's sewer entrance, I went left and into the small area in front of the bridge. There were three snipers there. I pulled out my knife and knifed all three of them without anyone of them noticing. I then noticed a guy with a m16 at red's side of the bridge, laying prone and shooting around the corner of the boxs (near the palm tree on red's side). I ran up behind him and knifed him too. Then I into the room under Red's sniper balcony. There were 2 guys there. One guy in the corner to left with a claymore trigger device. The second guy was crouching behind the clay at the metal door that leads into the small hall that comes out into Red's area. I ran over and knifed the guy in the corner before he could pull out his gun. I then ran over and knifed crouching guy. Before I could kill him he turned around and shot me a couple of times with a silenced mp5. I was down to 45 health once he was dead. I then went up the ladder into Red's sniper balcony. There were 2 guys crouching in the small windows overlooking the bridge. They were aiming towards Red's arc. I knifed both of them >: ). I then jumped down onto the carpet just below the windows where I found a guy with a m82. I knifed him too. I was just about to run back to Red's base when I was sniped by a draginov. It was one of the first snipers I killed. I was full of sadness. Then I typed:"9!" and everyone laughed.Get Stealth, pull out your knife, and aim high

there was also a point in time, where utilized the anaconda better than Dirty Harry, in combo with FAMAS, but that was way back in 2.6

] Im wondering if I was the other guy.

 

love the uncommon valor at deviant....

 

didnt know u were "Deviously Deviant"

 

 

[baRRACUUUUDA]

thanks, and whats your best moment playing FA?

 

 

 

a while back i decided to use only the 92f as my primary weapon, you would be surprised how useful it is. I was getting 2:1 ratios for while. Course, couldnt do that now, i need to practice. But thats my FA moment, the time when I pwned with the 92f

yeah, ive been doing that lately and ive been able to get my score even if not way higher.

Mine is when I knifed 7 people on sandblast in less then 20 seconds rite in the middle at the bunker. I sneaked behind them and slashed their heads off :PI was so happy I couldn't wait to tell Snowcrash :)Oh the old days when I had my microphone and yelled on it whenever I got a knife kill. 8) lolz

OK, I have of a couple moments that *BEEP* me off.

 

Like this one time on Golan, I capped the APC and just waited there for the Red Team to try and desperately grab a rein or two. And so I'm strolling around, you know, and there is this curb, about a foot high. I stepped from it and... got 41 damage.

 

http://bathroomgangsta.w.interia.pl/szablon_obrazki/tc_golan0000.jpg

 

Or this other time on River, while I was running to cap the river I ... don't know what I did, maybe I tripped on my own shoelaces, but I got a leg injury on plain ground without losing a single hp.

 

http://bathroomgangsta.w.interia.pl/szablon_obrazki/ps_river0000.jpg

 

Or the time the Blue Team got raped

 

http://bathroomgangsta.w.interia.pl/szablon_obrazki/ps_sandblast0003.jpg

 

I've had some glory moments, too - like knifing Lister. Too bad, he knifed me back even then

 

http://bathroomgangsta.w.interia.pl/szablon_obrazki/ps_coldwar0000.jpg

lol, BaneIn the first pic, someone must have shot ya :)2nd, no comment.. lolz, thats weird3rd, .. u truley did get bummed. :P4rth, gj on gettin Lister :)ripper

On Iwojima I got a boost on the ridge. I waited til the end of the map to show myself. When I was the only guy left i popped out and killed 6 blues with 1 mag of m16. I woulda got more but I was outa ammo because I was shootin stuff when I got bored. MR. D saw this we both forgot to take a screenie!!!

-PUNISHER]On Iwojima I got a boost on the ridge. I waited til the end of the map to show myself. When I was the only guy left i popped out and killed 6 blues with 1 mag of m16. I woulda got more but I was outa ammo because I was shootin stuff when I got bored.

 

MR. D saw this we both forgot to take a screenie!!!

im pretty sure i was there, that was the most awesome stunt ever. they couldnt find you at all.

well one time on durandal i was on red. then while the blue were on the other side of the bridge i went into the sewers. i then went to the tree on the right side of their main entrance....i climbed it and waited there. Few people passed and i didnt shoot. then more peole passed and i shot them, they didnt notice so this went on for a minute or so...i think i killed like 5 or 6 guys doing that...it was funny ahahaha

today 12/22/03 i as sd_force i had a famas and snuk up behind a red, only i was out of ammo so when i tryed to shoot him my gun cliked he turned aroun and bam one shot i was dead.

Wish I took a screenie, but back in 2.7 on sandblast, I decided to toss a primed Stieldhand down blue's tunnel without really seeing who was down there.... I was rewarded with 5 kills from one grenade.My fave moment, however, was tearing into a Iwo Jima tunnel at full tilt with my Saiga and discovering about 4 of the other team. I jumped the sandbags and started pumping buckshot into the ammobox. Had to relaod, I thought I was so dead... but amazingly, I lived long enough to reload and finish off the ammobox. While I died in the explosion, it was sweet seeing the other 4 guys bite it too.

Funniest moment was when I was banned from TA/DW server for "blatently aimbotting and wallhacking".

-DeadRoach]Wish I took a screenie, but back in 2.7 on sandblast, I decided to toss a primed Stieldhand down blue's tunnel without really seeing who was down there.... I was rewarded with 5 kills from one grenade.

i miss the stg...

Well, the moment i enjoyed most, while playing on TA was, when i cought Macgyver without his AdminConsole on. Thats when i gave Him a big admin_slap [TA]-Macgyver. That was a small revenge for every time He greeted me on server with a slap.

-Ripper]lol, Bane

 

In the first pic, someone must have shot ya

On the contrary, all Reds were hiding in their bunker by then (no reins). What's more, had I taken the screenshot a second earlier, you would see a sign saying "No injury sustained in that fall".

Besides taking screenshots when I'm *BEEP* off at something, I also take funny ones (like #3, lol) and like this one:

 

http://bathroomgangsta.w.interia.pl/szablon_obrazki/obj_bocage0001.jpg

 

Or this one:

 

http://bathroomgangsta.w.interia.pl/szablon_obrazki/sd_oberland0000.jpg

OK my best moment, dont think i have a ~"best moment" as such, cause i suck at FA, but funniestThis was on teh map where you have to destroy the chateau and gondola crates, can never remember its name.I was on blue team, and was recording a demo for the hell of it, about 5 minutes into the end of the map, i hear a shout from enormous to get a decent arty marker somewhere, i tried and tried and with about 25 reins left i thought, to hell with it, ill try one more time.Went across the courtyard with the nice statue in it, and up the stairs to the right towards the avalanche, there was a guy prone up top who i dispatched with my uzi, and he levt me 10 health down, then i came around hte corner and another red guy jumped me, having no ammo left for my uzi i sliced his head with my KaBar and got a reasonable kill, although by this point i only had 22 HP left and was starting to think "i am gonna die soon" (how wrong could i be) i carried on past the avalance and down the slope, but i got impatient and jumped off and broke my leg, and lowered my health to 9. Now the situation was classy, there was a guy in front of me on a morter, one at teh ammobox, another in the base and 2 standing around chatting. i dropped an arty marker outside teh crates, thinking that would be good enough, nah, next came a few fet more towards the ammo, still alive here, the guy on teh morter turned around at this point and looked right at me, but carried on to goto teh ammo and refill his morter rounds a little, ANOTHER guy ran out of the red spawn right past me, 4 arty markers later i was stood looking in the red entrance, and another guy looked at me, went over tot he back of the hut and decided that i WAS actually a blue player and shot me as i turned around to knife the guy on teh morterI would say that to acomplish this will only 9hp and a broken leg was pretty sweet, especially in red spawn, I might get around to looking for some pix of it on teh demo and ill post a few =D

Mine was in 2.7 on a server i cant remember.Anyways, i placed a clay outside red spawn on sandblast then i capped, as usual when red came out of spwan BOOM, i got 9 people wit 1 clay WOO hOO!!no screenie though, in all the excitement i forgot to take 1

-Gen.Wellsy]Mine was in 2.7 on a server i cant remember.

 

Anyways, i placed a clay outside red spawn on sandblast then i capped, as usual when red came out of spwan BOOM, i got 9 people wit 1 clay WOO hOO!!

 

no screenie though, in all the excitement i forgot to take 1

wow, 9 people...it should be a crime not to take a screenie of that. :wink:

Just a couple of days ago in a Coldwar I was on red. Blues were already loosing and I managed to get to the tunnel leading to bunker near blue spawn. Then I heard stabbing voices. Two blues were crouched against each other and were very busy stabbing each other! Too bad I didn't think to take a screenshot. They were so busy that I could just walk over to them. First I thought to pull my knife too but then decided bizon is good enough. The first one obviously never knew what hit him, the second one tried to rush on me with knife before I put him out of his misery too :mrgreen: I even don't try to explain their behavior :mrgreen:

I take a clay on Oberland, or on other maps too, and sometime when i select the clay : it desappear from my bag ??? And impossible to get another ??? Good glitch ! Egidio.

Another glitch, sometime when i press the fire button, the bullets dont go : my gun dont fire ??? I must to press the fire button 2 or 3 times ! Egidio.

Yeah, those things happen all the time. The first one (clay dissapearing) to B a n e (I don't do clays... I hate them... they crash my computer ), and the second (gun not firing, also weapon not changing when you tell her to ) to me.

 

And if it's the moments we talk about... then... Imagine me joining the blue team (and which else?) on Force. I don't like that map. You can see it by checking my stats on that map - I suck there, generally... But one time I got into a killing frenzy... As always I took my Heavy Armor, Uzi with silencer and Stealth. I went out hunting. In one life I killed 6 people with the Uzi (including Catdady [uzi fight with Catdady?! are you nuts?!?! ], and Gunho [same here... although he's a Famaser ]). I even killed two guys with one Uzi mag!!! It's another thing that I got shot dead right after that And that my comp crashed at the same time, so I didn't have any use from those kills when I got back after a restart and 10 minutes of waiting... But still, it was great - 6:0 on Force, killing Catdady and Gunho (B a n e did a couple screenshots of that, so I think I'll post them, but he didn't make the screenie of those two-guys-in-one-mag, unfortunately, nor he did one to show my score...). So here they are:

 

http://azirafal.w.interia.pl/szablon_obrazki/sd_force0004.bmp

 

http://azirafal.w.interia.pl/szablon_obrazki/sd_force0005.bmp

 

http://azirafal.w.interia.pl/szablon_obrazki/sd_force0006.bmp