Decaff Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven” I think the worst part is that the cops confiscated over $10,000 from these two!! Seriously, this is the kind of shit that goes on here in Florida... http://seriouslyforreal.com/more/couple-arrested-for-selling-golden-tickets-to-heaven-jacksonville-florida/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader-Gator Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I know what you mean. I got the "Silver Tickets to Heaven", which are a much better deal than the gold. :lies: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patches Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Nice to know the LEADERS don't want you to become rich. Confiscating $10k The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decaff Posted May 22, 2015 Author Share Posted May 22, 2015 Would any of you like to buy a bridge? Its in a great location! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patches Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 I got an ocean front piece of property for sale, just 5 minutes drive west of Edmonton, Alberta. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decaff Posted May 22, 2015 Author Share Posted May 22, 2015 Oceanfront in Edmonton? Now this I gotta see!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axlerod Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Scams all of them. Now for just $1999.99 I can get you the all inclusive for two to heaven package. That's right for two. You will also get to party with Jesus in Saturday night at holy rollers. Wait there's more. If you act now we will also include beach side massage from Mary. We also offer cruises the ark with Noah as the captain. Don't worry about forbidden fruit. We have plenty to go around. The next 30 callers will also receive his and hers robes. Don't wait call today! Sent from my VS980 4G using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaldag1 Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Still got Stairway to Heaven , still love it .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q7Vr3yQYWQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu11boy Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 What if the tickets were real? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patches Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 What if the tickets were real? Don't be silly Bro... There is no heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decaff Posted May 24, 2015 Author Share Posted May 24, 2015 What if the tickets were real? That would mean that the alien and the crack planet were real as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bu11boy Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 But why can't people sell them, I seen people buy dumber sh*t than that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decaff Posted May 25, 2015 Author Share Posted May 25, 2015 They claimed they were real gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patches Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I wonder where that fella named Stevie is now. :ph34r: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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