May 22, 201510 yr Couple Arrested For Selling “Golden Tickets To Heaven” I think the worst part is that the cops confiscated over $10,000 from these two!! Seriously, this is the kind of shit that goes on here in Florida... http://seriouslyforreal.com/more/couple-arrested-for-selling-golden-tickets-to-heaven-jacksonville-florida/
May 22, 201510 yr I know what you mean. I got the "Silver Tickets to Heaven", which are a much better deal than the gold. :lies:
May 22, 201510 yr Nice to know the LEADERS don't want you to become rich. Confiscating $10k The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine.
May 22, 201510 yr I got an ocean front piece of property for sale, just 5 minutes drive west of Edmonton, Alberta.
May 22, 201510 yr Scams all of them. Now for just $1999.99 I can get you the all inclusive for two to heaven package. That's right for two. You will also get to party with Jesus in Saturday night at holy rollers. Wait there's more. If you act now we will also include beach side massage from Mary. We also offer cruises the ark with Noah as the captain. Don't worry about forbidden fruit. We have plenty to go around. The next 30 callers will also receive his and hers robes. Don't wait call today! Sent from my VS980 4G using Tapatalk
May 23, 201510 yr Still got Stairway to Heaven , still love it .https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q7Vr3yQYWQ
May 24, 201510 yr Author What if the tickets were real? That would mean that the alien and the crack planet were real as well.
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