These people are messed in the head, and some are just friggen hilarious.

 

*WARNING: Language*

 

http://www.halflifesource.com/forums/showthread.php?p=307320#post307320

 

OH, you HAVE to read the one with the guy with his discdrive, and he says its borked with his 3 hour essay in it. hahaha

 

this one's good :

 

#117002 +(2464)- [X]

<YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH

<YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER.

* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.)

* YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #

<YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

#217425 +(2328)- [X]<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked <Fireslide> *this* Fireslide was kicked by Firesliderofl

#1964 +(2907)- [X]

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps

[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps

[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps

[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?

[01:35] (hilo21) f*** you

[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

ROTFL2

#217425 +(2328)- [X]

<Fireslide> next person to talk after his line will be kicked

<Fireslide> *this

* Fireslide was kicked by Fireslide

rofl

oh man, that's possibly the best thing ever

lol, these are hilarious.

im about to pee my pants

no need to wait..

ROFL!!!!

Hilarity ensues! 8)_Hayabusa

#334331 +(4277)- [X]

 

<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder

<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed

<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"

<LordChewy> "i know dad"

<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"

<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"

<LordChewy> and he just shut up

<kingKahn> what is it?

<LordChewy> its his porn folder

#261501 +(4263)- [X]

 

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today

<jeebus> he was a f****n impostor

<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

#77904 +(4061)- [X]

 

<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid

<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

this one's awsome:

 

#83627 +(3798)- [X]

 

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

#139697 +(3593)- [X]

 

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?

<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using

frank has quit IRC. (Quit)

<knightmare> ...

this one might be racist =o, so, sorry if i offend :

#262417 +(3305)- [X]

 

<_kr4m3r> so many f******* criminals, its b*******

<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die

<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"

<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?

<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

#291262 +(3197)- [X]

 

<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it

<spitfire> haha mendo

<spitfire> take a screen shot

<spitfire> wait

<spitfire> that made no sense

#412248 +(3141)- [X]

 

<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.

#136524 +(3127)- [X]

 

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.

<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.

#406373 +(3090)- [X]

 

<[TN]FBMachine> i got kicked out of barnes and noble once for moving all the bibles into the fiction section

wee..

http://www.bash.org

 

Have fun

 

[Fixed. _Hayabusa]

that is hahalarious. No really, thats great. I especially like this one

 

#205557 +(2240)- [X]

<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name

<Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name.

* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax

<Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'

* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *

<Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today.

<Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!!

<SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu

* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *

* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *

* Kami is now known as VCR-clock

* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

<Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR

* VCR-clock blinks

<Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR

* VCR-clock blinks

<VCR-clock>

* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *

<Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!

* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *

* VCR-clock blinks some more

* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here

* Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

<SailorV> EEEE!

* SailorV unplugs the VCR

* VCR-clock has quit IRC

* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox

<Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that

http:\\www.bash.org

 

Have fun

Nice dashes.

 

Wrong way.

LMAO

that is hahalarious. No really, thats great. I especially like this one

 

#205557 +(2240)- [X]

<Dark_Fox> Kami: if you changed your name to Kame, you would have a much more interesting name

<Kami> Dark_Fox: And if you changed yours to Dark_Fax, you'd have a more communicative name.

* Dark_Fox is now known as Dark_Fax

<Kami> It'd be... 'telecommunicative.'

* Dark_Fax makes noises and bitches because he's out of paper ant toner *

<Kami> Oh god, that happened at work today.

<Dark_Fax> FEED MEE!!!

<SailorV> Nuuuuuuuu

* Dark_Fax displays wrong time *

* Dark_Fax rings for no reason *

* Kami is now known as VCR-clock

* Dark_Fax gets a paper jam *

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

<Dark_Fax> PAPPPERRRRR

* VCR-clock blinks

<Dark_Fax> TOOOOOONEEERRRR

* VCR-clock blinks

<VCR-clock>

* Dark_Fax breaks a bearing and bounces around on the counter *

<Dark_Fax> FEEEED ERROORRR!!!! NEED PAPER!!

* Dark_Fax rings again for no reason *

* VCR-clock blinks some more

* SailorV runs and hides becuz there are weirdo's in here

* Dark_Fax chases SailorV * MY PAPER!!! MY PREEESCIOUUUS!!

* VCR-clock blinks

* VCR-clock blinks

<SailorV> EEEE!

* SailorV unplugs the VCR

* VCR-clock has quit IRC

* Dark_Fax is now known as Dark_Fox

<Dark_Fox> ok i think ive peaked the humor of that

 

 

too much time on hands?

http:\\www.bash.org

 

Have fun

 

 

Nice dashes.

 

Wrong way.

I don't care, you spend too much time on the computer if you know which way they go

plus it just switches back after u press enter

<Managore> Heh.. All I ever drink is cock and fanta.<Managore> FUCK<Apocalypse> !!!ROFLMAO!!! ..Freudian slip eh??<Managore> NO<Managore> FUCK<Managore> SHIT<Managore> FUCK<Managore> FUCK<sic1> so you tried to go home<sic1> and it wouldn't start?<sp4nk> Indeed.<sp4nk> I wish I knew a thing or two about cars.<sp4nk> I wonder if there's a troubleshooter online that's like Microsoft's thing.<sp4nk> Problem: My car will not start.<sic1> HAHAHA<sp4nk> Suggestion: Have you tried turning the key?<sp4nk> [ ] Yes, this solved the problem.<sp4nk> [x] No, the car still will not start.<sp4nk> This troubleshooter is unable to solve your problem.<RedLeader> So you like ju-jitsu tonight?<Cigz> Yea, it was fun but I prefer my judo<RedLeader> why, you think all of that throwing people around is cooler?<Cigz> Ya damn right, the laddies love that stuff<RedLeader> ...<Cigz> shit, LADIES<RedLeader> ba HAHAHAHAHAHAHA<Cigz> look, let's just keep this our little secret, alright?<RedLeader> Sure dude, don't worry about it <Cigz> you bastard....<anamexis> oh man<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind<anamexis> and it exploded<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard<anamexis> but I got it away just in time<-- Beefpile has quit (sick edit)<anamexis> :<

Venture Brother #1: You know what that is?Venture Brother #2: A big grinder?Girl from next door: A gyro?Venture Brother #1: No, that right there is used to get people to pay $2 for a nickel's worth of sugar water. Bah, I'm going to the back to count receipts.I thought that was pretty funny. :roll:_Hayabusa

Submitted this one about 2 years ago:@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.

<anamexis> oh man

<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right

--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind

<anamexis> and it exploded

<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard

<anamexis> but I got it away just in time

<-- Beefpile has quit (sick *********)

<anamexis> :<

OMG THIS IS SO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!!!!!! ahahah lol

<Entomorph> you know what cracks me up.. trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once inside, the horse BUSTS open, and all the little men come flowing out

[@SI-pHluid]: ::: You successfully sent (Brazillian Horse Sex.mpg) (54.83MB) to (si-sonder) in (33m 18s) at (28.1KB/s)

[@SI-pHluid]: er.

[@SI-pHluid]: ignore that.

[@SI-BlowShitUp]: ROFLMAO

[@SI-BlowShitUp]: asdkf;mhsdFHG@$%^@$%^@$%^YRG

[@SI-BlowShitUp]: NEW QUIT MSG

[@SI-BlowShitUp]: askfgsdfGSE%^$W%^#$6

[@SI-pHluid]: /clear :|

and lastly slightly imapropriate but HEY -- young eyes read no further --

 

* Jeff challenges fastpak to a jousting match at high noon

<fastpak> shit. I..uh...my horse is..uh...nonexistant.

<fastpak> so i guess i'll have to decline

<FlyNavy> you have to understand that when Jeff says "jousting" he really means gay sex

<FlyNavy> and when he says "wanna play a round of WC3?"

<FlyNavy> he also means gay sex

<Jeff> ...

<FlyNavy> pretty much anything he says boils down to gay sex

<FlyNavy>

<Jeff> want to have some gay sex?

<Tektronic> sorry dont have cs installed jeff