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New Family Guy

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i cant wait!

 

my favorite of all time FG line is. the part where stewie was trying to be big and takes control of chris and tries to by power tools at a local hardware store.

 

chris under stewie control: good day shopkeep. i require a jigsaw with the ability to cut through a human sternum. its for a school project for, blast, what the devil do these kids study these days, um um. latin class.

 

shopkeep:im sorry son, we arent allowed to sell power tools to kids.

 

chris under stewie control: NOW LISTEN HERE YOU GOURD-BELLY COGWASH. YOU WILL GIVE ME THE PROVISIONS I NEED OR I WILL TURN YOUR WHITE COLLAR INTO A RED ONE.

 

in same sentence by stewie: what? NO i dont have any spare change. where would i keep it? IN MY DIAPER! GO AWAY YOU SMELLY HOBO! o bloody hell. is this thing still on?

 

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLO i laugh my ass off EVERY time i hear that. (and yes that was from memory, pretty good eh)

 

-G

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i have every ep of family guy. ive seen em all least 10 times over

 

-G

Yeah I'm with you G. Seen every epidsode out so far and am still watching them every night on Adult Swim.
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The Passion parody in the new one is officially my fav. FG joke.

 

"let he who is without sin... KICK THE FIRST ASS!"

 

ROFLMAO

must... not .... listen....

 

 

dont tempt me to DL it!. i shall wait like a faithful servent of the TV

-G

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