June 19, 200520 yr ok i may be a little young to be saying this....but, THOSE DAMN KIDS. some jackasses come up to my door, HAVE THE NERVE TO RING THE DOORBELL(at 11:10[PM!] with my 2 sisters sleeping WHILE IM BABYSITTING), and then run away without me being able to even see them. so i did the natural thing and armed myself for the next encounter....hehehe...squat bar from the Bowflex Extreme 2 >=D. a minute later, a car speeds down the street honking wildly. damn kids if they wake up my sisters im gonna knock out their lights. seriously. this is just me venting, incase this happens to anyone else. personally i think they were/are drunk.
June 19, 200520 yr jkiley07 (12:18:58 AM): sir you just got owned in a game of ding **** ditch overlord steveO (12:19:02 AM): yeah really overlord steveO (12:19:05 AM): i knew that jkiley07 (12:19:09 AM): overlord steveO (12:19:13 AM): but the next time .... > jkiley07 (12:19:29 AM): next time youll what overlord steveO (12:19:37 AM): bash their heads in overlord steveO (12:19:55 AM): i got a squat bar next to me overlord steveO (12:20:15 AM): and a baseball bat in the car IN THE GARAGE i kid you not, he's armed and dangerous D:
June 19, 200520 yr pfft nvm that. I would hide in some bushes or the side of your house and ambush the mfers. Having a paintball gun would be fun, although the bat would work too.
June 19, 200520 yr Author i would but i dont know what could happen if i left the house. my sisters could wake up and not know where i am and id never hear them.
June 19, 200520 yr I have motion triggered flood lights for my porch. I WILL paintball anyone who tries that and most of the neighborhood kids know it and don't screw around
June 19, 200520 yr Sounds like a small town midwest problem. I know how it feels. I grew up around idiots who aint got nothing better to do. So if it is a small town-- paintball guns: GOOD Baseball bats: BAD. Scare em dont hurt em If its a big city-- lock and load. and then unload
June 19, 200520 yr in the words of teddy roosevelt "speak softly and carry a big stick." most of the time my stick is a 440 stainless steal sword. and soon to be a mag flash light with a taser on the end. the paintball thing only works if u can adjust the violcity on it. the higher the better.
June 19, 200520 yr i have a couple of swords and a wholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bunch of knifes. my fav is my HUGEEEE comando knife i keep right next to my comp desk. pull that bad boy out and theyll be runnin home scared lol -G
June 19, 200520 yr yes g the kabar is nice but u need something a little bigger say like the sword from the blade movie. or maybe the sword from kill bill vol. 2
June 19, 200520 yr youd be suprised. my swords are nice. and big. and intimidating. but close up i pull this guy outta its sheath and youd be like. OP. dont mess wth this guy. though i do have to say at a distance the sword is more intimidating. -G
June 19, 200520 yr Relax dudes, paintballing houses is fun until you own one and get paintballed. I haven't but I would be none too pleased. It is weird though Overload because I had the same thing here the other day. Woke us all up too with GNR Welcome to the Jungle early in the morning, LOL. Drunks.
June 19, 200520 yr quick everyone with paintball guns to klinks house. Negative I have M249 waiting with marks II.
June 19, 200520 yr yeah... if i ever hit it big on the stock market or something... im getting one of those, oh yeah and buying some land in woodside and making a paintball park
June 19, 200520 yr m79 filled wiht paintballs!. true tbt style -G Be ready to shoot them fast, with a good hi zoom camcorder. Then maybe have Statecop look up the car plate and pay them a visit.
June 19, 200520 yr Why not set up some sentry turrets. So that way you get rid of em and not miss your beauty sleep?
June 19, 200520 yr lol, one time, not long ago, somebody did a ring and run on me. Yah, they only had a few problems. #1. It was broad daylight. #2. They were younger than 8 years old (at least it looked like that) #3. They hid in my yard where I could see them from my room on the second floor. #4. I saw them plainly and opened my window. I yelled at them a bit while trying not to laugh. I got done yelling and then watched them from where they couldn't see me. it was so funny. they just all stood there for like 30 seconds, just looking at eachother, then they took of running. lol.
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