Congratulations soldier. You've been recommended for an award.

 

It's been suggested that, despite its many ribbons and medals, BF2 is still somewhat lacking in this department. So, I've taken it upon myself to create those missing awards as suggested by players of the game.

 

Award Name & Description

 

The Hellen Keller Ribbon for Friendly Mine/Claymore Detection This award is given to those soldiers adept at finding friendly mines and claymores. Kudos to you, solider.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/hk.jpg

 

Peter Cottontail Combat Ribbon This award is given to those who like to stay above the action through bunny-hopping. Aim high, soldier. Aim high.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/bunny.jpg

 

Eagle Scout Ribbon This award is given to soldiers who sit patiently as their fellow soldiers fall dead around them because that helicopter should respawn in 37.2 seconds. Also seen camping for tanks, APCs, jets, and StarWars tickets.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/camping.jpg

 

Driving Miss Daisy Ribbon This award is given to soldiers who beckon teammates into a vehicle then proceed to give them a scenic tour of the country. For some inexpliciable reason they are determined to go in the opposite direction of the flag/combat/anything of interest. And, by the time you figure out that you accidently hopped on Happy Larry's Magic Bus Tour, you're at least 2 minutes away from where you thought you were going. Are we there yet?

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/daisy.jpg

 

Stevie Wonder Aviation Ribbon Awarded for aviation skills demonstrated in combat without the use of eyesight. Usually awarded posthumously.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/stevie.jpg

 

Viva La Resistance! Ribbon Awarded for running full-speed at a tank with a pistol.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/resistance.jpg

 

Ripcord Whack-a-mole Ribbon For hitting every key on the keyboard except the parachute key.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/parachute.jpg

 

Florence Nightengale Ribbon Awarded to Medics who attempt to revive the enemy soldiers. Keep trying, I think I saw him twitch.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/medic.jpg

 

Ninja Flight School Ribbon Awarded to soldiers who think they can make that jump to the next rooftop - but can't.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/ninja.jpg

 

Deck Swabber Ribbon Awarded to soldiers who stand on the aircraft carrier waiting for a jet, chopper, or low-flying seagull to whisk them away to the islands rather than risk getting wet in one of those plentiful "boats" - they're icky.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/deck.jpg

 

Bus Stop Ribbon Awarded to soldiers who stand clueless waiting for that vehicle that never comes...

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/bus.jpg <---- Hogan & Klink :peace:

 

Weapons Malfunction Ribbon Awarded for emptying an entire clip at the enemy and hitting nothing, while the enemy proceeds to beat you to death with your own helmet.

 

http://www.bf2idiots.com/weapons.jpg

 

Found this here = Idiots Of BF2

Those are good, and I've earned everyone except the waiting for the helos and planes award.

I'd have to say the best one is the Ripcord Whack-a-mole Ribbon... i think we all earned that at one point....

Very funny ...Nice find TigerHawk

Where's my ramming with heli full of C4 award

Very funny TigerHawk, I think lot of them are for me too!

Egidio.

Stevie Wonder Aviation Ribbon Awarded for aviation skills demonstrated in combat without the use of eyesight. Usually awarded posthumously.

hahahahahaha

HA HA LOL LOL LMAO LMAO

Oops I peed myself.

HA HA LOL LOL LMAO LMAO

 

Oops I peed myself.

BWAHAHAHAHA:Looks down:

 

At least you kept it to pee....

hahaha i love all these ribbons... good job TigerHawk Kudos to you

im a peter cotton tail eagle scout

lol, those were great tigerhawk. very funny.

omg that site is just what i've been looking for i'm gonna take every name that punishes me for stepping on my clay or run's in front of my pkm while i'm shooting it.and put it in there.hell i'd have enough to fill 3 pages already by now.

lol. i checked the site, and took the test for idiocy, and the first question made me ROFL. XD!!!

Hey can we really implement these I love them... i'll put myself in for quite a few of these...

Just now I made a beautiful C4 toss at a speeding LAV and blew it up. Next thing you know two of my teammates go and stand beside the carcas and it blows up. I am -8. Doh, is there an award for that too.

Thought you guys would get a kick out of these

Thought you guys would get a kick out of these

I sure did

these are great but there should be one for the never stop blonde oblivious cheerleader who doesnt stop saying everyone doing great when we are getting our butts kicked

I am going to get in trouble for this one my wife was a cheerleader.

she wont show me any pics:(

there should also be one for the people who like to be speed bumps for those morons that like to run in front of vehicles call it (titamin square award)

Where's my ramming with heli full of C4 award

i love that one, although heli jihad does not sound as good as jeep jihad