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Women are odd

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Unless you answer the EXACT answer she wants to hear, its wrong. just say she looks hot in the dress and hit on her. unless she is ugly/fat then you just ignore her. JP JP lmao :D

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you know your lucky you got out of that one alive. usually you should just fall to the ground, and play dead. hopefully she wont notice.
you know your lucky you got out of that one alive. usually you should just fall to the ground, and play dead. hopefully she wont notice.

you guys are so funny :)

Number 1. Avoid these questions at all cost.

Number 2. They always look AMAZING.

Number 3. Refer to number 1 & 2

 

If you can accomplish these things your doing better than me...

SS6, IMO your answer should depend on: if you know her (if you have some info of her - name, fav. pets, bfriend's name etc. or you just know that she lives on the same floor), if she's good-looking (generally), what kind of a girl is she, if you like her and if she likes you (or you think so) etc. etc.

 

So you have to use your reflexes and quick thinking.

 

If you don't know her and you don't want to - don't bother about an answer or just try to be nice (as you did, in males opinion) and you failed.

 

if she's hot and she's so-called party-girl you can use Baldrik's answer. In any other case that answer is (let's face it) bad.

 

As you found out in the posts above, there are multiple answers to the simple (again, in males opinion) question: what do you think of that dress I'm wearing?

My recomendation is listen to Wolfy and Tiger because I am sure they would know best! Second the trick is to think for a second show that you are actually paying attention to what she is asking you. Pause for a second and look! Then give the answer "Yes I think it looks great on you! And I really like that color". Or atleast something similar to it. Depends on what applys.

Thats what I would have done atleast. Leme know wolfy and tiger. :)

My recomendation is listen to Wolfy and Tiger because I am sure they would know best! Second the trick is to think for a second show that you are actually paying attention to what she is asking you. Pause for a second and look! Then give the answer "Yes I think it looks great on you! And I really like that color". Or atleast something similar to it. Depends on what applys.

 

Thats what I would have done atleast. Leme know wolfy and tiger. :)

Yes very good James, that would work :) but some girls are just too stupid to realize a great answer. :) :)

Yes very good James, that would work but some girls are just too stupid to realize a great answer. :)

Agreed :)

or u could say that looks bomb on u homegurl :) ahaha and u wonder why i play so much bf2 :eek:

You will learn they are all trick questions. Tell them what they want to hear...dont even worry about the truth...it will only get you on the sofa.

 

Hell I got where I mess with my wife so much she stopped asking.

 

She has short black hair...and she ask me one day...

 

Wife: What do you think about me having blonde hair?

Me: (I come back in a split second with)......Heck yeah I like my women with long blonde hair.

 

So yeah....that went over real well. I stopped my self short of saying...you know like Jessica Simpson. :eek:

 

The thing to learn here is this...If I had said yeah I think you would look good with blonde hair (which I do) that would have also been the wrong answer..because she would think I would rather have another blonde.

 

I think the right answer would have been dont change a thing....but that is not me...I call them just like I see 'em!

the next time my gf asks me that, im gonna use the slogan from the McDonalds banner add.

 

"I'd hit it."

Or, just change the subject really fast to something that has nothing to do with the current situation....you know, like what women to do win arguements.
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Ah, you got much to learn bud.

I think I've got enough advice, and from the way things have gone, the problem has been solved.

 

Mind if I close this?

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Succesful negotiations: 0

 

Failed negotiations: 2

 

Need i say more? :cool: :LOL: :cool:

Ohh, low blow, low blow. :LOL:

 

I think its harder to reason in FA than it is in real life - women aren't carrying around automatic rifles looking to kill an unarmed (yep, i was unarmed - I'm looking at you Azn.) Red negotiator. :)

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