June 14, 200619 yr so yesterday im hanging out with a couple of buddies at a local gaming store when i decide to walk to burger king. on my way out i saw one of my buddies driving his truck at me. he stopped, of course, and i defiantly jumped on the hood of his truck. then he floors it and about a second and a half later, hits the brakes. needless to say, a vehicle can get up pretty fast in just under 2 seconds and can stop even quicker. the human body on the other hand....not so much. luckily when my superman routine failed i was able to break my fall with my head and my right elbow and wrist. well, my head is fine, its nice and thick, or so ive been told, but i broke a peice of cartlidge in my elbow and cracked the upper part of the radius bone, fractured a couple bones in my wrist and im getting a cat scan tomorrow to see just how many tendons i tore. all in all, the past 24 hours have been fantastic. things not to do: break ankle chasing a train...check. attempt to set off shotgun shell with claw hammer...check. break elbow jumping off a trampoline dunking a basketball...check attempt to play superman from the hood of a moving vehicle...check. and just think, couple more years ill be teaching history to your kids!! p.s. using a mouse with your left hand is hard :banana:
June 14, 200619 yr owie.... that sounds painful... put some windex on it and it sould be fine. rofl. Best of luck buddy! Get well soon!
June 14, 200619 yr and just think, couple more years ill be teaching history to your kids!! Not mine! :banana: well feel better soon baldrik cause your gonna be in alot more pain. your freiend deserves several hits in the back of the head with a heavy keyboard.
June 14, 200619 yr I thought you were Superman, this thread made me cry in dissapointment D: I hope you get to feeling better "Batman!"
June 14, 200619 yr don’t jump on ur friends hood next time, what happens if he killed u that would of been horrible. Be safe, get well soon
June 14, 200619 yr Hope you get better soon. Hate to hear some one is not doing well. I am sure your buddy doesn't feel too good about it either. Take care of yourself.
June 15, 200619 yr Wow..thats sad =[ Hope you feel better soon. Ive never broken a bone in my body! I have broken enough bones for both of us Poptart. Both arms twice and shattered my left Tibia. They don't tickle.......
June 15, 200619 yr my mighty heart is breaking...all this time i thought i finally knew who superman was .....hard deal man...take care of those injuries and try to refrain from riding anywhere but in a vehicle :banana:
June 15, 200619 yr Hey, Smash<<< go figure, eeemm dont feel bad my friend i did the same thing but with a dirt bike...umm and i was driving, get better soon bro!
June 15, 200619 yr I have broken enough bones for both of us Poptart. Both arms twice and shattered my left Tibia. They don't tickle....... Tibia=? OMG IS A BANANA!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
June 15, 200619 yr Author im gonna be fine. even with as much pain as im in, just pcturing a 6'4" 290 lbs body hurtling through the air is hilarious :banana: just dont try it yourselves
June 15, 200619 yr so yesterday im hanging out with a couple of buddies at a local gaming store when i decide to walk to burger king. on my way out i saw one of my buddies driving his truck at me. he stopped, of course, and i defiantly jumped on the hood of his truck. then he floors it and about a second and a half later, hits the brakes. needless to say, a vehicle can get up pretty fast in just under 2 seconds and can stop even quicker. the human body on the other hand....not so much. luckily when my superman routine failed i was able to break my fall with my head and my right elbow and wrist. well, my head is fine, its nice and thick, or so ive been told, but i broke a peice of cartlidge in my elbow and cracked the upper part of the radius bone, fractured a couple bones in my wrist and im getting a cat scan tomorrow to see just how many tendons i tore. all in all, the past 24 hours have been fantastic. things not to do: break ankle chasing a train...check. attempt to set off shotgun shell with claw hammer...check. break elbow jumping off a trampoline dunking a basketball...check attempt to play superman from the hood of a moving vehicle...check. and just think, couple more years ill be teaching history to your kids!! p.s. using a mouse with your left hand is hard are you that guy from Google Video!? if so, AWESOME.
June 16, 200619 yr yea, they are. sad part is, im told that im the smart one in my family :\ Is the rest of your family like... Monkeys? or wheat bun?
June 16, 200619 yr hey man i hope your feeling better, and well even the best superman out there has his/her own weakness
June 16, 200619 yr hey man i hope your feeling better, and well even the best superman out there has his/her own weakness Did you use spell check?
June 16, 200619 yr Is the rest of your family like... Monkeys? or wheat bun? what was that supposed to mean? ... dont say that stuff around me, keep it to yourself.
June 16, 200619 yr what was that supposed to mean? ... dont say that stuff around me, keep it to yourself. just a joke =P.
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