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sorry, im not superman

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so yesterday im hanging out with a couple of buddies at a local gaming store when i decide to walk to burger king. on my way out i saw one of my buddies driving his truck at me. he stopped, of course, and i defiantly jumped on the hood of his truck. then he floors it and about a second and a half later, hits the brakes. needless to say, a vehicle can get up pretty fast in just under 2 seconds and can stop even quicker. the human body on the other hand....not so much. luckily when my superman routine failed i was able to break my fall with my head and my right elbow and wrist. well, my head is fine, its nice and thick, or so ive been told, but i broke a peice of cartlidge in my elbow and cracked the upper part of the radius bone, fractured a couple bones in my wrist and im getting a cat scan tomorrow to see just how many tendons i tore.

 

all in all, the past 24 hours have been fantastic.

 

things not to do:

 

break ankle chasing a train...check.

attempt to set off shotgun shell with claw hammer...check.

break elbow jumping off a trampoline dunking a basketball...check

attempt to play superman from the hood of a moving vehicle...check.

 

and just think, couple more years ill be teaching history to your kids!!

 

p.s. using a mouse with your left hand is hard :banana:

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and just think, couple more years ill be teaching history to your kids!!

Not mine! :banana:

 

well feel better soon baldrik cause your gonna be in alot more pain.

 

your freiend deserves several hits in the back of the head with a heavy keyboard.

don’t jump on ur friends hood next time, what happens if he killed u that would of been horrible. Be safe, get well soon

Hope you get better soon. Hate to hear some one is not doing well. I am sure your buddy doesn't feel too good about it either.

 

Take care of yourself.

Wow..thats sad =[

 

Hope you feel better soon. Ive never broken a bone in my body!

I have broken enough bones for both of us Poptart. Both arms twice and shattered my left Tibia.

 

They don't tickle.......

my mighty heart is breaking...all this time i thought i finally knew who superman was :) :( :D .....hard deal man...take care of those injuries and try to refrain from riding anywhere but in a vehicle :eek: :banana:

Hey, Smash<<< go figure, eeemm dont feel bad my friend i did the same thing

 

but with a dirt bike...umm and i was driving, get better soon bro!:eek:

I have broken enough bones for both of us Poptart. Both arms twice and shattered my left Tibia.

 

They don't tickle.......

Tibia=?

 

OMG IS A BANANA!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

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im gonna be fine. even with as much pain as im in, just pcturing a 6'4" 290 lbs body hurtling through the air is hilarious :banana:

 

just dont try it yourselves :eek:

so yesterday im hanging out with a couple of buddies at a local gaming store when i decide to walk to burger king. on my way out i saw one of my buddies driving his truck at me. he stopped, of course, and i defiantly jumped on the hood of his truck. then he floors it and about a second and a half later, hits the brakes. needless to say, a vehicle can get up pretty fast in just under 2 seconds and can stop even quicker. the human body on the other hand....not so much. luckily when my superman routine failed i was able to break my fall with my head and my right elbow and wrist. well, my head is fine, its nice and thick, or so ive been told, but i broke a peice of cartlidge in my elbow and cracked the upper part of the radius bone, fractured a couple bones in my wrist and im getting a cat scan tomorrow to see just how many tendons i tore.

 

all in all, the past 24 hours have been fantastic.

 

things not to do:

 

break ankle chasing a train...check.

 

attempt to set off shotgun shell with claw hammer...check.

 

break elbow jumping off a trampoline dunking a basketball...check

 

attempt to play superman from the hood of a moving vehicle...check.

 

and just think, couple more years ill be teaching history to your kids!!

 

p.s. using a mouse with your left hand is hard :D

are you that guy from Google Video!? if so, AWESOME.

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yea, they are. sad part is, im told that im the smart one in my family :\
yea, they are. sad part is, im told that im the smart one in my family :\

Is the rest of your family like... Monkeys? or wheat bun?
hey man i hope your feeling better, and well even the best superman out there has his/her own weakness :D
Is the rest of your family like... Monkeys? or wheat bun?

what was that supposed to mean?

 

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dont say that stuff around me, keep it to yourself.

what was that supposed to mean?

 

...

 

dont say that stuff around me, keep it to yourself.

just a joke =P.

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