About a year ago when i was [TA]-Deadlyshadow, me and some TA people were playing as the blue team on Upham. We decided to fill up the church to defend it. We had one person prone in between every row of pews. We figured "RAR! Try and cap the church now! Nobody will survive 2 seconds in here with us! ROAR!" It seemed like a good idea at the time. Then along comes a couple of reds......we completely annihalate them. Then come a few more. We kill them too. Then comes a loner with a few grenades. Uh-oh. Not too good. He throws the nades in, we all die. End of story, so, the moral is: Dont try to do what we did! It doesnt work! Post your stories of good ideas gone bad in here, please, i would like to read some stories! :shock: :shock: :shock:

We fielded a team of all m60s near the end of a Desert crisis map.Well the snipers got the best of us despite the hail of FMJ's.

here is this for all of u camping on bocage. doesn't work cuz u will die eventually soo end the map and move on. your not rambo it won't work.

There is no pin to put back into a stiel, I learned that the hard way when I first started playing...

here is this for all of u camping on bocage. doesn't work cuz u will die eventually soo end the map and move on. your not rambo it won't work.

same here :o

When we decided to move from the blue spawn to the warehouse in a 0-0 reins situation on bocage. bad idea. m79 blew us all up.whos idea was that anyway?

On Mexico its a bad idea to just say "Well if we all run in a line behind the menkey when one of us dies the next can keep running with the menkey, and we'll eventually get it in." Its what every dragunov user dreams of, a line of targets, one after the other, from the same spot.

(I know this is long, but it's my story so stick with it)Upham...2:50pm Upham24/7 ServerRed1:Hey guys...lets try to get as much guys into the church tower as possible. They'll come up the ladder and BANG! We got em.Red2:That sounds like a cool idea, but what about grenades?Red4:Stupid, don't you remember?Couple o' minutes agoBlue1: Sure, we'll go with no nadesRed3: Alright, ok everybody, NO NADES!Back to present timeRed2:Oh ya, cool.Red3:Alright, lets all go then!9 reds fit into the church tower, 1 cannot so he runs around outsideRed2:Hehe this is gonna be cool.Red3:Ya.*Climbing up ladder noise*Red4:HERE COMES ONE!*blue pops head up**8 FAMAS and 1 m60 go off at once*Red3:Haha that was coolRed5:But what about grenades?Red1: ugh....Thenadderd00d joins the gameThenadderd00d joins Blue Team.Couple o minutes go by*climbing ladder noise**blue head pops up**8 FAMAS and 1 m60 go off at once*Red2: LOL ROFL! They can't win!Red5: With that 10th dude covering our flag with dragunov, ya the blues can't win!Red1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9:*manical laughter**frag comes through window*Red1: F***!*frag bounces off wall and down ladder*Red4:Whew...that was close...*steilhand comes through window...lands next to ladder*Red1:*BADJHAFJADASJNASDJASDOSDHASJDAKSDJWJINFBJVBJASDNS*Thenadderd00d steilhand Red1Thenadderd00d steilhand Red2Thenadderd00d steilhand Red3Thenadderd00d steilhand Red4Thenadderd00d steilhand Red5Thenadderd00d steilhand Red6Thenadderd00d steilhand Red7Thenadderd00d steilhand Red8Thenadderd00d steilhand Red9Red10: Oh god...

I don't even think the steilhand can be thrown that high through the Church Tower's window....But pretty cool story heh.

true story tooit can be, you just need to jump at the right time

ok i got three things to say.1. Shifty, your sig is really freaking me out the kitten is just scarry2. Its not all that hard to get a stielhand into the churchtower window3.ok, this is my story.I was playin durandal on blue team and we had run out of reins and it was down to me and three red guys.i had am m-60 :shock: (i know i almost never use the thing)and they all had svd(i think, one might have had ak47)well i was camped out upstairs above the blue sewer entrance , and it was taking FOREVER! but i was to stubborn to charge out and get sniped.So everyone waited...and waited....and then waited some more...well, finally one of the three came along and i lit him up. chalk one for blue :o so then we went back to waiting some more and finally i started to propose a knife fight.BUT while i was typing my challenge one of the two reds shoots me in the foot about 4 times untill i die.... :evil: :evil: :evil: WRAAA!!! i was so mad that i just said that was lame, type kill.and then i hit the spacebar and 1 to respawn(out of habit we really were out of reins)and i (just me) suddenly have 53 reins :shock: no one knows why it was very wierd but me and my m60 had 53 tries to kill the two snipers :twisted: well i happened to respawn right as one of them was blowing up the crates(with his back to me :twisted: ) and then i made short work of the last one who seemed a bit confused..wOOt ALL YOUR TWINKEYS ARE BELONG TO ME!!!! :twisted: Note: all of us were a bit confused but i wasnt gonna let that bother me so I must say it wasnt much skill on my part as it was bizzare luck...all in all it was pretty Random 8)

i never have ideas cuz im not a thinker i think. who knows, anyways, lalalala

lol random i remember you were the last blue alive and you suddenly got more and more reins and eventually you wonwe all thought u hacked

I have had this chance 1 time me too : on Sandblast, i was the last and i got the buncker and i have had 1 life bonus when i die, i was surprised that 1 life remaind ! And we win... :o Egidio.

ahh the rein glitchmazor demonstrated that one to me before, it was funny

One time (just yesterday actually) I decided to hide on Bocage until Blue ran out of reinforcements :o It worked, and I was the last with 3 guys in our base, and I have a clear route to the bridge. Well... I encounter a guy with his M60, make short work of him. No big deal, eh? WELL... he decided to camp the bridge on me with his M60!! I had no chance, I didn't see it coming until it hit me in the head (literally)

a while back when i was still noobish and i had just realized i own wit the m-60. We were playing durandal and i thoguht to myself maybe i can climb that tree ova ther(i was on blue team) so i did and i somehow lied down and i said wow this is a great spot then suddenly http://smilies.sofrayt.com/1/0/dead.gif well end of story