DEFCON Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 I found out why America is universally hated, becuase the international media (including America's) is full of crap, and lots of it. Dig this, Pakistani newspapers are saying the US nuked Baghdad, yes NUKED. They even had nice photoshopped pictures to go along with the headline. Even further, BBC(!!!!) is reporting that the US is targeting civilians on purpose (why we would do that as "liberators" is beyond me). Its quite hilarious if you look at how many outright lyes are making it into the media, or conjured up by the media outright. WIth this in mind i have created a list of things about Americans that the media might say is true, but is actually false.1) Bush does not have fangs, nor does he drink blood or sleep in a coffin2) American soldiers will not rape your cattle and stampede your women3) neither will they vice versa4) As an American citizen, i do not make blood sacrifices to the Islamic version of the devil5) 86% of all americans believe in the same god that muslims do, he just has a different name (god as opposed to allah)6) therefore, it would not make sense for Americans to hate muslims since they share basically the same beliefs.7) ALL our nukes are for unforseen contingencys, and are stored safely away in the midwest, cases where we might actually use nukes: Martians invade, meteor on collision course, the South rises again8) My father was in the army and i can say that everything the media might say is US propaganda (liberty, freedom, etc.) isn't. Everyone in the US military and to a lesser degree the government really does believe in the ideas of liberty, freedom, etc.9) Gerry Falwell and Billy Graham DO NOT represent our nation's policy, they are just some old cranky southern preachers whom most people ignore10) if we are so evil, how come America has some of the biggest anti war protests?11) in conjuntction with 10, if America is so evil, how come our police dont unilaterally gun down all the said protestors12) WE ARE NOT ALL ZIONISTS!!!!!! Personally, i am a CATHOLIC NOT JEWISH, and i dont support Ariel Sharon(but i dont support Arafat either)hopefully this cleared up some confusion-sincerely, your friendly neighborhood American capitalist/terrorist/zionist/repupblican devil Quote
NuclearMayhem Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 yeah i want to know how you got all that information, but then again i dont doubt what you say is false it probably is true. Klif maybe they just americanize the version of the BBS that you watch to make it look like that they dont insult us....remember the red coats they are after me for my money. Quote
Random Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 i bet evil canadian plots to take over world somhow make it into this thread.....oops :roll: :roll: Quote
The_Markman Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 OMG! THE MARTAINS HAVE LANDED!!! :shock: AHHHHHHHHHHHH*hides under table* Quote
LowProFilE Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 man O man ,, im CONFUSED with the "WILL NOT`s" & the " DOES NOT`s" so the media says bush "DOES NOT" have fangs,sleeps in coffin" but it is actually FALSE that he "DOES NOT" ??? hmm ,, the media might say , americain soldiers 'WILL NOT" rape cattle but it is FALSE that they "WILL NOT"??? what? huh lmao is this a JOKE ?but if so whats its POINT~? ~[TA]-LowProFilE ???? Quote
DEFCON Posted March 23, 2003 Author Posted March 23, 2003 jebus guys, its all a frickin joke, relax. especially you jedi, it wasnt aimed at you personally. The only part of that whole thing that didnt have a degree of satire attached to it was the opening paragraph. Either fox or MSNBC (cant remember) had a story on what foreign papers and news media was reporting, and thats where i got my info. There were clips and pictures to back it up. Quote
Enders Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 too true man...but I'm Canada so it doesn't really matter to me wat they say bout you guys (no offense)And about the media thing...that's crap...I heard:1)4 black hawk helicopters on a recon mission crashed in the middle of baghdad2)during the "A-Day" bombing...Iraqi Hind Helicopters went up and shot down 16 bombers...3)also during the a-day...bombers mistakenly bombed a nuclear silo, setting off a nuke within baghdad...complete...and utter...CRAPAnd while I'm talking 10) if we are so evil, how come America has some of the biggest anti war protests? These arn't peace protesters...they are america's youth brainwashed by our canadian bands AND THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO OVERTHROW YOUR GOVERMENT!MUAHAHHA Quote
Transatlantic Faux Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 too true man...but I'm Canada so it doesn't really matter to me wat they say bout you guys (no offense)And about the media thing...that's crap...I heard:1)4 black hawk helicopters on a recon mission crashed in the middle of baghdad2)during the "A-Day" bombing...Iraqi Hind Helicopters went up and shot down 16 bombers...3)also during the a-day...bombers mistakenly bombed a nuclear silo, setting off a nuke within baghdad...complete...and utter...CRAPAnd while I'm talking These arn't peace protesters...they are america's youth brainwashed by our canadian bands AND THEY ARE ATTEMPTING TO OVERTHROW YOUR GOVERMENT!MUAHAHHAI can't stand liars... especially when it's told to millions of people who are supposed to understand it's the trust...I CAN'T STAND IT!... MORE THAN I CAN'T STAND SPYWARE AND OTHER CPU EATING PROGRAMS THAT AUTOMATICALLY DOWNLOAD THEMSELVES WITH OUT YOU KNOWING! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: (P.S.: Venting is fun, venting is good... like that Simpsons episode where Homer turner green.) Quote
Terminator Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 Did you see the lates news ? The martians have landed... lock in load lets go men. Quote
Transatlantic Faux Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 -Jedi Kywalker] And you didnt see any humour in my reply ?Strange. I nearly laughed my lungs out typing it... HA HA HA!I wanted to punch you in the face when reading that.But, seeing as you were joking... yes... that's very hilarous. Quote
Enders Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 anyway...the point of this thread is mainly to say that the media can be dumbazzes 99.99% of the time... Quote
Transatlantic Faux Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 Speaking of rediculous media... anyone see what the Iraqi Military is reporting!?WTF is that?First they say they knock off many troops and tanks and airplanes, and then the next night they release this tape!?No wonder some Iraqi people are happy... they live a life of lies. Quote
Enders Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 Many people around the world live under a goverment of lies...not to offend the U.S but...they are a bunch of lieing cheaters...Look at the Roswell Incident (ok...bad explain...but c'mon ppl...out of all the million galaxys we're the only one with life?)And the WaterGate scandal...it's digusting wat ppl will goto for money/power Quote
Enders Posted March 23, 2003 Posted March 23, 2003 so...you're saying there is aliens...cause I believe Quote
DEFCON Posted March 24, 2003 Author Posted March 24, 2003 some of your reply was pretty darn funny jedi, gotta admit that. Still, i think some ppl took parts of it too seriously. Anyhoo, yes this thread is about how incredibly stupid and yet how incredibly influential the media is. While we are at it, i heard farmers shot down apaches, while one was indeed lost, i guarantee farmers did not shoot it down, unless by farmers they mean republican guard dressed as civies. Oh and dont forget the iraqis now saying israel has randomly launched a single missle that somehow landed in bagdahd to be found by troops. The newsmedia is a hoot so long as one can do as jedi said, analyze adn than laugh at it. Quote
Laxton Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 hehe its funny cuz the few govt leaders are the only ones that hate us. people hate towards the US are built on lies, hatred, and deciet. I dont know if i'm just being a "stupid american" or not, but... arnt those the "so-called" reasons the people hate us?i'm probably just being an even "Dumb American" or not, but... i dont recall out nations leaders killing/raping/gassing/taking away every god given freedom/oppressing/stealing/forcing men to fight (minus draft)/threatening family members/mortaly wounding over stealing 1 grain of wheat.... etc (i would be here forever if i didn't stop) the citizens of their "OWN" country that they are "Suposidly Protecting" for "NOT THEIR OWN PUPOSE" but "FOR THE PEOPLE"But i'm probably wrong because i go around killing innocent people/go against all religion/rape women and children/do everything to piss of all other countries/ purposely go against every religion all other countries have, so since i'm wrong i wont say anything Quote
DEFCON Posted March 24, 2003 Author Posted March 24, 2003 real quick, to clear things up: I dont hate muslims so if i get jihaded than its murder plain and simple. Avenge my Death if it happens.note: this is satire.... Quote
DEFCON Posted March 24, 2003 Author Posted March 24, 2003 BTW laxton, i would seriously edit that post as well, theres no way to say it gently, but you are indeed being a typical "ignorant American", while what you say is true to a SMALL degree, a lot of ppl have a genuine and sadly legitimate reason to hate the US. Also, some ppl really believe that govs like that of iraq are good as they have never experienced any other type of ruler but depsot. Quote
DEFCON Posted March 24, 2003 Author Posted March 24, 2003 I see where you are coming from, and to a point agree. Where i think our path diverges is at the Saddam point. The UN has proved impotent, especially when it comes to bringing anyone to justice (7 years for the iron lady, HA!). Besides, the war has revealed 2 things saddam had and was hiding (in plain sight i might add), scuds, AND a huge ass chemical weapons facility. I agree that the new Iraqi government should be self-determined (maybe a democracy, maybe not) though i should look into that constitution quote, as i didnt see it when i perused it for history. Quote
Laxton Posted March 24, 2003 Posted March 24, 2003 as to not cause further agruement i wont comment on what was said about my post.i will not edit my post because like you said Flak, everyone has their own opinion** post was not meant to offend anyone ** Quote
DEFCON Posted March 25, 2003 Author Posted March 25, 2003 your welcome to your opinion laxton, i was just advising you that parts are factualy wrong, more or less invalidating it, but its your right and i repsect it.Basically im agreeing with you in priniciple jedi, perhaps self determined is a bad choice of words but i have a feeling whatever government we put it wont last long though im thinking it will be a little better than saddam (maybe not much?) Despite this, i still support the war for many reasons Quote
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