pretty funny, found it on the firearms forums http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=395&p=1

i think its a bit jaded but still funny

Funny : yes. Egidio.

Heh thats pretty funny, but WHY would you want to buy Counter-Strike retail if there are only whiners and hackers?

BTW, sharpshooter, your quote "When In doubt, empty your magazine" is from Murphy's laws of war.

thanks, i saw it somewhere but i couldnt remeber where it was from.

bp, btw, the article is hilarious and VERY VERY true, im guitly of some the stuff it talks about myself. BUt since everyonein CS is just a quakejockey, what difference does it make.

I have to admit all that it true I have played Counter-Strike before and no matter what gun i used theres allways a problem behind it. And beyond that absolutly anyone can kill there is no skill involved with the game. As everyone say spray and pray. Well in firearms I found it you actaully need to aim at the person for the bullet to hit then u need to get like 2 more into them so lets just say its alot more fun for the more experianced players.

I have to admit all that it true I have played Counter-Strike before and no matter what gun i used theres allways a problem behind it. And beyond that absolutly anyone can kill there is no skill involved with the game. As everyone say spray and pray. Well in firearms I found it you actaully need to aim at the person for the bullet to hit then u need to get like 2 more into them so lets just say its alot more fun for the more experianced players.

Finally, the truth. FA Takes aim more than Spray and Pray. With the M249, I couldn't get a kill without popping off your head, because I don't get the time to put 50 rounds into you.

i read some other stuff at somethingawful.com and almost died laughing. I was up to 2:00 am laughing and laughing, just be warned a lot of the stuff is very very callous and tasteless humor, especially the 9/11 "jokes". Read some of the guides and look at the photoshop phriday section, you will bust a gut.*WARNING* NOt suitable for kids, some content may scar them for life, especially continual references to sodomy.

The 9/11 jokes are amazing. I love the the photoshops. I have some in my screen saver (random images from a folder I made). Best humor site on the intrawebnet