August 5, 200322 yr Why are poles the Chosen Nation ?1. As the first nation in the world we nvented the way to drink methylated spirit, borygo liquid, sulfuric acid and Cologne water.2. Some grave-digger from Cracov had 9.5 promille of alcohol in blood and survived.3. In 1995 one of the citizents of Wroclaw (ger. Breslau) achieved the absolute medical record of the world - 14.8 promille. Tats 3 times the lethal dose. But that wasnt the cause of his death. He died becouse of fatal injuries in a car accident. Nobody knows if he was driving (presumably yes).4. In western Europe one can find alcoholes with the sign: "Lethal dose 3.5 promille. not applicable to poles and russians."5. Poland buys sand and gravel from Republic of South Africa.6. One polish strongman had 500 times greater norm of testosteron than in the body of normal man.7. Wladyslaw Reymont, author of "Peasants", did not arrive at Stockholm in 1924 to recieve the Nobel Prize, coues he couldnt get sober. The writer died a year later from alcoholizm.8. Poles, suffering from larynx cancer, invented a way to smoke cigars through a small pipe in the windpipe.9. In march 2000 on the streets of Warsaw during a chase after a tiger who ran away from circus, a vet was shot and killed.10. Amongst the honorary citizents of Wroclaw there are still such people as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Goebbels and Herman Goring.11. The resident of Nowe Miasto Lubawskie escaped from the city morgue two times. Being completely drun he didnt give away any signs of life. The doctors, having not confirmed any pulse stated a death.12. Female citizen of Piotrow Trybunalski has been sentenced to 3 years of prison. She was escaping this sentence by getting pregnant one tme after another.13. In 1998 in Wroclaw, a factory producing false 100 US$ has been detected. American specialist from Secret Service stated, that these were the best falsified money in the world. In their opinion the false dollars were made better than the original ones.
August 5, 200322 yr 8. Poles, suffering from larynx cancer, invented a way to smoke cigars through a small pipe in the windpipe. lmao. thats great
August 6, 200322 yr he is raising his hand!! u just cant see it, well raising his nub If you cant see, he doesn't have any hands. =P
August 6, 200322 yr that was a darkly humorous list. Im not sure whether to feel saddened or uninhibited mirth
August 6, 200322 yr Author Thats not my list. I translated it here from the newspaper. And i can confirm most of these, for i have seen them with my own eyes.
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