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It's colder than...

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Hello everyone from the land of Iowa. For those of you that don't know, we are in the grips of a cold spell that makes me want to go to a climate change convention with a T-shirt that says "You're All A Bunch of Liars!"

 

I'll give you a for instance, last night the fuel line froze in my Envoy. My sliding glass door is frozen shut, and so on. Really makes 2142 much more realistic because it's cold as hell in my basement. Aim's little off due to hypothermia.

 

Anyway, I thought it might be nice to have a creative contest. Please help me finish this following sentence:

 

"It's colder than...

 

The winner will receive a months supply of yellow snow.

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your iowa is a lot like my WI.In fact sounds the exact same.

I haven't been able to start my car in 4 days.i've found ice coming thur electric plug in sockets and inside window sills around my door frames ect. it's soo cold at night that even the bars are closing down to keep people at home.

So here it is your slogan

"it's sooo cold that in WI the bars close down."

Its cold in england too... its 12degrees (Fheit) here at the moment, we had 18 inches of snow overnight too, it never snows (and if it does it melts in about half an hour if it settles at all) and when its cold it is rarely below about 27degrees

 

its so cold that when i rode my motorbike yesturday, i got off to take a pee, and had 2 raisens where there were usually plums

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Has anyone heard of the HAARP?

 

It's a DARPA Project that can allegedly provide over-the-horizon ground communication by superheating the "ionosphere." Some sources say this technology has weather changing abilities.

 

HAARP as per Wikipedia

 

Think the Democrats put the kaibash on this project after coming to power and that's where this cold is coming from?

 

God I love a good conspiracy theory.

My roof turbines on my house are whining like Tigerhawk. LOL.

The bearings are all frozen.

We have no snow at all but it was -46 here for about a week now.

It's so cold that I am going to Texas on Saturday. :D

um doc fierce ur not the only one freezing cuz psyclone, phrogg, me, null roar all live around u so we know.
wow really cold there, we had about a foot of snow out here in afganistan when I first got here 3 weeks ago but it got alot warmer since then and it all melted.
just a side question y are we always getting ppl from iowa. don't u have anything better to do.
Not really, But I bet their is more here than South Dakota. What do you have? Mount Rushmore...
It is funny to hear you guys talking about snow the 2 guys on this forum from canada have no snow here in toronto canada we have not seen much snow all year it is very cold but I will take the cold over the snow anyday :D
Not really, But I bet their is more here than South Dakota. What do you have? Mount Rushmore...

no they have awesome pheasant hunting, and sturgis

Yesterday I wore shorts, a t-shirt, and sandals. I would have gone to the beach had I not had an exam.

 

Score one for California.

What are you guys doing this weekend? Never thought I would ever meet anyone from Iowa, or even some place so close as to Cedar Falls, here.
It is funny to hear you guys talking about snow the 2 guys on this forum from canada have no snow here in toronto canada we have not seen much snow all year it is very cold but I will take the cold over the snow anyday :D

Oh i got the snow believe me we got about a foot and a half right now. And i'll take the snow cause when it snows it gets warmer and i don't mind doing a bit of shoveling, something else to keep me warm.

Its the same here in pa hasnt gona aboce 25 all week... we had wind chills of -17 this week as well....this all after it was like 60's a month ago......so weird

Heh, -30 windchill here ( Oakville Ontario Canada )

I know where Klink lives ( about 3 hours away ) it was probably worse. :D

My roof turbines on my house are whining like Tigerhawk. LOL.

 

The bearings are all frozen.

 

We have no snow at all but it was -46 here for about a week now.

 

It's so cold that I am going to Texas on Saturday.

I don't think so, I don't have any wine :)

 

Yesterday I wore shorts, a t-shirt, and sandals. I would have gone to the beach had I not had an exam.

 

Score one for California.

Must be nice :D :)

 

Heh, -30 windchill here ( Oakville Ontario Canada )

 

I know where Klink lives ( about 3 hours away ) it was probably worse. :)

Well I know all about how cold it is where Klink lives since I live in the same city but didn't find the temps too bad, it was most the windchill that did it. But this past weekend was really bad -40 or so windchill.
What are you guys doing this weekend? Never thought I would ever meet anyone from Iowa, or even some place so close as to Cedar Falls, here.

Thanks a lot Phrogg....

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