March 24, 200322 yr True story. This happened today when I was purchasing my new computer, a couple of weeks ago (before I shaved my head).I'm in Best Buy wearing my 'I'm registered with the US Government as a potential terrorist!' hooded sweatshirt. I haven't shaven in a few days, and I really do look like Osama's stunt double. When I get to the front of the checkout line, the attendant looks down at the sweatshirt, and in the most panicked tone I've ever heard, asks, "That isn't... for real, is it? *audible gulp*" while pointing at the sweatshirt. In my best Apu (of simpsons' fame) accent, I reply, "Yes, it is. Allah Akhbar!" I had to grab him by the shoulder and inform him that I was kidding, before he went to grab a manager and/or store security. While I did find that incredibly amusing, what I find even more amusing was the fact that three people in the line behind me switched to another one. The three behind them nearly fell on the floor laughing when they found out what the fuss was about. I know, I'm evil.
March 24, 200322 yr jeez....how lame and stupid of that checkout person. The guy actually believed what your shirt said! lol. Yeah, we do have some not-so-smart people working at stores.
March 24, 200322 yr -Wraith]True story. This happened today when I was purchasing my new computer, a couple of weeks ago (before I shaved my head).I'm in Best Buy wearing my 'I'm registered with the US Government as a potential terrorist!' hooded sweatshirt. I haven't shaven in a few days, and I really do look like Osama's stunt double. When I get to the front of the checkout line, the attendant looks down at the sweatshirt, and in the most panicked tone I've ever heard, asks, "That isn't... for real, is it? *audible gulp*" while pointing at the sweatshirt. In my best Apu (of simpsons' fame) accent, I reply, "Yes, it is. Allah Akhbar!" I had to grab him by the shoulder and inform him that I was kidding, before he went to grab a manager and/or store security. While I did find that incredibly amusing, what I find even more amusing was the fact that three people in the line behind me switched to another one. The three behind them nearly fell on the floor laughing when they found out what the fuss was about. I know, I'm evil. HA HA HA... that is so evil yet so funny.
March 24, 200322 yr -WakeUpHate]jeez....how lame and stupid of that checkout person. The guy actually believed what your shirt said! lol. Yeah, we do have some not-so-smart people working at stores. At least they are being semiproductive to socieity(not in terms of i.q. but economically) heh,i wish i'd been there to see this happen would have been a good laugh
March 25, 200322 yr ya that sounds sweet especially since they cant do anything about it that whole freedom of speech thing
March 25, 200322 yr you should of demanded for *puts pinky finger up to lip*ONE BILLLLIOOON DOLLARS! :roll:
April 22, 200421 yr i feel like necro posting but this was extremely funny...and im bored out of my mine
April 22, 200421 yr What were you buying. A computer.Gee what does a terrorist want a computer for at Best Buy?Oh yeah to buy airline tickets online.
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