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. It was a dark and stormy night and I heard a huge bang on

 

the window downstairs. I rushed down the stairs. I peeked around

 

the corner and saw...

A Giant Lobster!

called Dorian.

I wasn't sure how I knew the lobster's name, just that I did. It was an awkward feeling.

 

As my mind wandered, I imagined that I had most likely met the lobster before. Upon arriving at this conclusion, I approached the window and told Dorian the Lobster to go to the front door. I then opened the door...

 

(By the way, I'm assuming that Dorian the Lobster is outside, because there was a "huge bang on the window downstairs." On, indicating that the sound originated from the outside.)

and was met by Dorian, and his friend....a small field mouse called...

Lenny The Field Mouse!

You would think it would be surprising to meet a small field mouse named Lenny The Field Mouse and a giant lobster named Dorian, especially in the middle of the night.

 

But not for me. No sir. This was all in a day's work for a man such as me, for I am a...

Social worker for down and out animals. Dorian and Lenny were...

addicted to salt water,and could not get enough.They were hitting the salt water pretty hard that day till.........

Dorian thought he would try a different type of water. Pure water. 100% un-cut H2O. Man that stuff was . . .

just as clear and blue as the sky.....

Dorian and Lenny had found their new love,pure water.

After returing back to the office"Social services for abused animals" there in the waiting room a crab awaits.....

The crabs name is Digger and he has a real big problem....

Digger needed to run down to the local convenient store to buy some gum, but he couldn't leave work until his break. So he asked Dorian and Lenny to...

go buy some gum for him...

Now they can no longer say" it's time to kick ass or chew bubble gum and I'm all outta gum".

So I finally had enough of it and my belly started to ache, so I boiled up some water and threw them in the pot. I seasoned it with "Season All" that you can buy at Safeways, and so I had a tasty crab, lobster, and mouse stew. It gave me the real bad craps, and so I spent the next half hour in the bathroom where I then decided to...

@* the alarm clock goes off *@

 

As i awake from my evening nap(kinda had to sleep off the pure water we'd drunk)

remembering the crazy dream of eating my friends the mouse and crab.......

Man that was a scary dream. I was sweating profusely as I looked around the room. I looked around the room and saw Dorian crawling towards Lenny. Dorian put his giant claw around Lenny's neck and snapped it shut *FWAP!*

 

Then the alarm clock went off for real, and I realized that I had been dreaming in my dream. What was actually going on in the room was...

i was getting dressed up for court, where i was about to change my name from Dorian to...

 

 

(h8u wellsy)

jimbob even though that really wasn't my name at all it's........

Optimus Prime. My mother couldn't help herself, really; she just needed me to be Optimus Prime! She was initially going to settle for King Leonidas, but, I'm really glad she picked Optimus Prime. I think it makes me the man I am today. (You know, a social worker who dreams about lobsters, field mice, and crabs.)

 

So, as I stepped out the door of my house, dressed all dandy for court...

a low flying f15 zoomed over. Consequently, I was knocked into the street by the force of the sound wave. A large truck was barreling towards me and did not have enough time to stop. Luckily the parking brake on my car was on the fritz and was knocked out of place by the jet. It had been rolling down the driveway and now saved me as it smashed into the truck. I sighed as I got up and looked around, but was shocked because...

"I'll be back," in a dark Vader tone. and rolled away. In the distance...

large piece of the car that was hit by the truck. I got back up and shook off the pain (cause I'm that awesome) and walked over a zombie. To my surprise, I saw a decapitated head, which said to me...