i could see my friend the duck,he was in discontent so i walk up to him and said ........

"quack"

"Get out of my face duck," I said while throwing him over a house into the neighbors pool.

The duck, which was named Rosco, was not very happy at all about being thrown. He flew to the nearest pond and recruited a slew of other ducks to come to his aid. I heard something that sounded like the wind overhead, and looked up. There were at least 100 ducks flying towards me, led by Rosco. Luckily, I love the Duck Hunt game from SNES, and always carried the gun controller with me. I whipped it out and started making shooting sounds. Amazingly the ducks started to plummet from the sky in groups of 4 or 5, apparently dead from the awesome power of the Duck Hunt gun.

The wave of ducks became overwhelming. I began to run (techno music playing) I jump high on to the 2nd floor balcony of a building, jump again and land on top of the building. I turn around and narrowly dodge a flying beak. Then all of the sudden, a large flash of ......

lightning strikes the roof top, scorching the air. Shoes melted and clothes singed I was flung off the roof and ...

as if like in a video game,it all went dark.Pitch black.Suddenly a bolt of lightning a flash of thunder and i could see what appeared to be a million eyes staring at me,closer,closer until i ............

am warped to the dark world. I am trapped! I look ahead and see...

nothing because its dark, but the ground feels like wet leaves and I can hear....

the sweet sound of pure water running in the distance,having only recently become hooked to the stuff.As my heart raced until i could hardly restrain myself,i leaped from the top of the ..........

the building and land on the ground with a resounding *thud*. As I clutch the ground and view my surroundings, I see a strange world. All I know is my thirst is unbearable, so I begin to make my way to.....

happiness when the ducks come at me again. I whip out my shotgun and go Cossu on them. Just when I finished them off came the...

....Evil giggling dog that picks up all the dead ducks and gives me a thumbs-up and every time. I wasn't done with my kill rampage so I decided to...

call for Mike Hunt the duck hunter. "I will exterminate the ducks for you guys" he said in a confident tone. Soon he began blasting ducks left and right, slaying the lame giggling dog in the process.

Dorian and Lenny went back to the office after a long day of craziness.Time to sit on back and relax with some t.v. and a gallon of the finest of pure water.

In the morning, upon arriving back at the office, thier first client of the day already awaits.

The client begins to scream once he sees the zombie Dorian and Lenny, who apparently passed away after being tossed in a pot of boiling water by a murderer. Dorian and lenny make moaning, zombie-like sounds, as they advance towards the frightened client. Then...

understands they're not at all zombies but just dirty for lack of some fresh clothes and a good shower.They weren't injured at all in the prior days activities,due to some good ol' luck and modern science.The client a guppie by the name of fred,had women problems and needs some good advice.

understands there not at all zombies but just dirty for lack of some fresh clothes and a good shower.They weren't injured at all in the prior days activities,due to some good ol' luck and modern science.The client a guppie by the name of fred,had women problems and needs some good advise.

lol sorry to break the rules but murderer threw them in a boiling pot of water and then ate them

 

So I finally had enough of it and my belly started to ache, so I boiled up some water and threw them in the pot. I seasoned it with "Season All" that you can buy at Safeways, and so I had a tasty crab, lobster, and mouse stew. It gave me the real bad craps, and so I spent the next half hour in the bathroom where I then decided to...

They weren't injured at all in the prior days activities,due to some good ol' luck and modern science. .

no,see .....

understands they're not at all zombies but just dirty for lack of some fresh clothes and a good shower.They weren't injured at all in the prior days activities,due to some good ol' luck and modern science.The client a guppie by the name of fred,had women problems and needs some good advice.

Despite being passed through murderer's digestive system, they still know a thing or two about women. But, to the disappointment of fred, the lobster suggests to rub them with antennae and the mouse suggests to buy them a mouse wheel. Fred gets angry and...

all of a sudden Lenny says :

hey Dorian remember that guppie guy named Danbaron ? He had an office set up, all for counselling guppie guys like Fred here on how to date all kind of women, oh wait here is his card. Oh Fred you're in luck buddy, apparently this guy is really good with women so there you go take his card and give him a call, you'll change your name into Casanova in no time. Fred left the office happy thinking "i wonder how much this Danbaron guy will charge me, looks expensive, judging this fancy business card". Meanwhile Dorian and Lenny thought they should take their morning office nap when somebody knocked at their door. Who's there Lenny asked ?, and a nice and suave voice said .......