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well thanks Medic, I'm cool in the phsyco department, I've got 300mg daily of Effexor to cure anything up there and to keep me off tall buildings with a high powered rifle. As far as her, she got about 9 tickets including a felony hit and run/evading police. The cop rattled off a few, but I wasnt really listening Leaving the scene of an accident No DL No Insurance False tags Hit and run evading police driving too fast for conditions not being in school , truency, or whatever it is. and as far as "was she cute" depends, most people would think so, but she was waaay too damn skinny for me...I'm 26, I like a little meat to hold on to, hell, I'll even share my "ideal" woman size...and yes, its work safe. http://www.regionofdoomforum.com/Images/cabaret/Tersb/tersb005.jpg

So, I get up this morning, take a shower and look outside to see it rain/snowing. OK, get some cold clothes on for work, stop by Sonic to get some breakfast, they screw up my order. Fine. Days getting ****ty quick. THEN! I'm sitting in the left lane, turning into the street to go to work when I see a green lumina, not slowing down......ooohhh ****! Yup, hit me square in the ass, broke my drivers seat, bent the steering wheel all to ****, fine. I call 911, as I'm calling, the ***** runs I wish I could get the 911 tape. 911: Sir, are you ok Me: I dont think so, my neck hurts... 911: well sit in the car until EMS gets there. Me: Yup....wait....oh **** no...that ***** is leaving! 911: Sir, dont chase her! Me: fvk that, hell no....its on... 911: Ok, well keep me on the phone..where are you? Me: headed into OakLawn 911: I dont think thats a good idea.... Me: **** it... So, I'm running like 50 through Oaklawn, chasing this crazy *****, whos trying to get away, flying around corners, until she finally pulls into her driveway, I block her ass in, tell the dispatcher she pulled into her driveway and ran into the house. Officers are on the way, I can hear sirens close....then 4 dudes pull up in a van and jump out. They were cool after I told them what happened, they just saw me chaseing her, they waited there until the 4 officers showed up, then they took the info, I sent the EMS off, come to find out she's 16, no drivers licensce, no insurance.......so, i'm basically screwed....need a new bumper cover, trunk lid, drivers seat, steering wheel, and I think it messed up something in the transmission, speedometer doesnt work anymore and its tough to get in gear. State farm is coming to look at it tomarrow to get an estimate, I'll see what they're offering as a settlement. Then the insurance company said once they settle with me, they're going after her for the money. Anyways. /rant this WAS my baby.... http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/3/web/459000-459999/459050_48_full.jpg

So, I get up this morning, take a shower and look outside to see it rain/snowing. OK, get some cold clothes on for work, stop by Sonic to get some breakfast, they screw up my order. Fine. Days getting ****ty quick. THEN! I'm sitting in the left lane, turning into the street to go to work when I see a green lumina, not slowing down......ooohhh ****! Yup, hit me square in the ass, broke my drivers seat, bent the steering wheel all to ****, fine. I call 911, as I'm calling, the ***** runs I wish I could get the 911 tape. 911: Sir, are you ok Me: I dont think so, my neck hurts... 911: well sit in the car until EMS gets there. Me: Yup....wait....oh **** no...that ***** is leaving! 911: Sir, dont chase her! Me: fvk that, hell no....its on... 911: Ok, well keep me on the phone..where are you? Me: headed into OakLawn 911: I dont think thats a good idea.... Me: **** it... So, I'm running like 50 through Oaklawn, chasing this crazy *****, whos trying to get away, flying around corners, until she finally pulls into her driveway, I block her ass in, tell the dispatcher she pulled into her driveway and ran into the house. Officers are on the way, I can hear sirens close....then 4 dudes pull up in a van and jump out. They were cool after I told them what happened, they just saw me chaseing her, they waited there until the 4 officers showed up, then they took the info, I sent the EMS off, come to find out she's 16, no drivers licensce, no insurance.......so, i'm basically screwed....need a new bumper cover, trunk lid, drivers seat, steering wheel, and I think it messed up something in the transmission, speedometer doesnt work anymore and its tough to get in gear. State farm is coming to look at it tomarrow to get an estimate, I'll see what they're offering as a settlement. Then the insurance company said once they settle with me, they're going after her for the money. Anyways. /rant this WAS my baby.... http://memimage.cardomain.net/member_images/3/web/459000-459999/459050_48_full.jpg

Dont try this at home kids, I've watched it twice and both times been on the floor rolling...dont they teach common sense anymore? http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/buttrocket.html

Yup, well from the hours I've played, its goes like this. The team with the best teamwork will win, everytime. Even if its only a little bit of teamwork, as long as the other team as none, you win. I was playing last night and when we had some really good teams there were 4-6 per squad, and we were just roaming flag to flag capping and destroying everyone in our path. My squad had 2 medics, 2 support troops, 1 Spec ops and 1 sniper. the medics would hang back and cover the feild, the support troops would lay cover fire while the Spec ops and sniper got the flags. If a medic was killed I would grab their kit to take his place (I was support) until they got back. Its nice to get the "assist" points and capture points, but if your team loses does it really matter how many points you have? Then after some odd "kicking" I had to sit out for nearly an hour, when I finally got an open slot the teams had thinnned out quite a bit and there was 7 squads, with 1 or 2 people in them. We got owned bad for a few maps until I finally typed enough that people joined the same squads again. Perfect example: Tv station map (sorry, I dont even know the map names, dont really care) I was a sniper on the alley roof, I watched as the MEC team came in 2 boats, fully loaded, unloaded on the beach and ran along the fence. I took out 7 people out of the 12 before they got to the back door, but they still took the flag with ease, and still won the map. The 2nd time through we had squads set up to defend. This time I took about 4-5 of them, but the assault squads took the rest, they lost badly. ok well..neways.