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Laughing Fat Man

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Everything posted by Laughing Fat Man

  1. You sick little monkey!
  2. You sick little monkey!
  3. I don't know any specifics about it, but in general, if the server is full and someone goes AFK for a while, they will be kicked to make room for others. Don't take it personally, just rejoin when a slot becomes available again.-Fatty
  4. I don't know any specifics about it, but in general, if the server is full and someone goes AFK for a while, they will be kicked to make room for others. Don't take it personally, just rejoin when a slot becomes available again.-Fatty
  5. You are only hacking when you kill me. Dont worry about the rest. :wink:
  6. Congrats!
  7. I've never even heard of any of these.. So, have fun with your top 40 concert, lil guy
  8. I like my "Game Clown, BOOM!" bind better
  9. 'Dinko's models kick butt!
  10. Hanoi Hannah sounds sexy.. They even have her terrible english... Reminds me of my wife
  11. BANNED!Oops, missed the stuff at the bottom.. Now, how do I unban again?
  12. I think the M60 fires too fast in game. It also doesn't have that sexy (real) M60 sound I love so much. I still don't care though, I will use the M60 even if they adjust it and make it the worst gun in the game, just like I did in FA
  13. Well, I'll start off by saying I don't like playing BF:1942 or DC. For us fat guys that can't fly, it's a lot of running, just to be spotted by a chopper or jet and killed, then a lot more running. (Fat guys shouldn't be forced to run so much) On the off chance we can get into a tank/apc, it's pretty much the same thing, a plane/chopper spots you and you're dead.Anyway, BF:V seems a lot more fun. Granted, the M60 is unbalanced, but so what. It will be fixed eventually. There are a lot less vehicles in the maps than DC, which I like. It makes what's there more valuable.Here are a few things I'd like to see changed:1) Limit how many of each kit are availble per team. (Maybe 1 MG per 7-8 people per team)2) Anti-air/anti-armor should be more powerful (It doesn't take 3-4 stingers to shoot down a UH-1)3) Aircraft shouldn't be able to capture flags. (Pilots should have to land and get out of the aircraft to capture them)4) Player's "name tags" shouldn't show up unless the are in line of sight. (You can spawn and spin in a circle and every enemy will show up no matter how far away they are, or if they are hiding in cover... this is the same problem with BF:1942)5) Entering vehicles shouldn't be instant.Just my opinions. Feel free to post comments.-Fatty
  14. That's ok, I'll trade my speed to Polish hosts for a nice low ping on the FA server :wink:
  15. Well, considering it took over 3 minutes to load that jpg, I'd say it meant you have an incredibly slow host from Poland :wink: PS. The link works fine for me, maybe it's your DNS servers, Bane
  16. Someone is trying to boost their post count. H4X!
  17. I think the point is this:How do you regulate a rule that has so many conditions? Who has time to sit around and watch everyone and see if they are "spawn camping"? Someone could respawn, and be cut down by a pilot that was shot down and is jumping into a tank/plane/etc and is trying to get out, but to the respawning player, they were just "spawn camped."Keep the rules simple, that's the easiest way to keep the game flowing and the majority of the players happy.Just my humble opinion :wink:
  18. Maybe that's why it's so great, nobody knows it's there and deadly!
  19. I use Bordinko's models (Iron Guard I think) but with the FA forums down, I don't know where to find them now.
  20. Ahh, the SR-71... Too bad they never really said how fast it can go.. They only say mach 3+ but nobody has ever broken it's speed record. Now it's in museums and a couple are in "testing" for NASA. Such a waste.Anyway, I like the German Leopard 2, the Israeli Merkava, and the M1A2 Abrams. Soviet/Russian tanks look too "small" for a fat guy like me
  21. Now now, let's not pick on the "technology challenged" members....
  22. What, no Canadians in it?
  23. Post the weapon.txt files and I am pretty sure I can fix them.
  24. Is this for all weapons or certain ones? If it's only a few weapons, post the weapon.txt, I may be able to fix 'em.
  25. Always a good idea :wink:

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