Points to Ponder....
Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only
a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
you were buried in for
eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out
it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when
babies wake up like every two
hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a
hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money
in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going
to see you naked
anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to
a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a
boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME
junk, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have
the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your rear ?
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