Falcon

I remember when me and my dad did the Pre-Superbowl madden on the Packers/Patriots superbowl in 1998(?). Anyways, I lost the coin toss and had to be the crappy pats. I won be 48 points. The patriots got slaughtered IRL.

Flip, you nubcake. I really hate that song... It was agreed between me and my comrades that the song "My Humps" is the single most annoying song ever to play on anyone's stereo.

Gotta support the NFC m8!

emo! *cough* emo! J/P man. It's good to see you are willing to express yourself! Right now I have the FA2 Pheonix desktop. It's sexeh =D.

I was really bored today, so I started browsing google video. I found these two videos, and they are THE FUNNIEST videos I have seen on there. NOTICE!!!!! Both of these videos have vulgar and obscene adult language (though the Mac one has much less). Though they are very entertaining, DO NOT watch these videos if your parents don't let you see "R" rated movies. I wasn't sure about the rules as to posting a link to a video with bad language on it. But I just found them so entertaining I had to share them. If they are not allowed please remove this topic. Otherwise, enjoy! Here they are: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6553260189868317794 (deleted not suitable for our forums,please read our rules before posting in the future)

I was one of the "There is always next year..." voters =/. Having to buy presents sucks, I hate malls. Next year I am buying everything online. Not getting anything you asked for (Especially when the only thing you asked for costs less than $100) sucks too. But eh, thats how life goes =D. Christmas is about giving, not trading. We all have to remember that. So even though you spent $1000 on xmas presents, don't expect $1000 worth back. *EDIT* Someone should buy me some grammar lessons *EDIT*

Yes, shoot the creepy little girl. Even though it doesn't do anything. And you HAVE to play this game on max settings, the lighting and and shaders are incredible. Freakiest part: turning around to climb down a ladder, and the little girl giggles and she is right in front of you when you turn around. That made my hair stand up. This game is very well done, although I haven't tried the multiplayer though. Just make sure you play it when you are alone at night, only way to do it =D

All I have heard is SMG = teh sux. NO **** SHERLOCK. They are innacurate at far range, and they Thompson has a recoil like a mofo. Ever fired a Thompson? Obviously not. You cannot control that gun IRL like you could in original DOD. The Burp Gun? Maybe, but unlikely. Here is a little experiment for you: Go out and shoot a fully automatic SMG at a target 100 yards away on full auto, and tell me how many out of your clip hit the target, then come back and argue. Valve has, and always will, go for realism in DoD. And I honestly think the game is incredible, never before have I felt like an actual part of a battle. My Beefs: 1. The ironsights on the rifles suck. What's the point if your gun is just as accurate with the regular crosshair? 2. Missing Guns: The M3 Grease Gun, the Semi-Auto Nazi Rifle (Forgot name), and why the hell is the M1 Carbine a secondary weapon? I LOVED THAT GUN IN DOD! NOW IT HAS 2 CLIPS! WTF?! 3. MG's: People whine about them too much. Go get shot by one and see how fast you die. 4. GL's: I like my nades well done! KTHXBAI! P.S. If you don't get that, go outside and shoot yourself in the head. 5. Avalanche: Anyone else tired of that map? The other 3 maps are fun as hell. But until more maps are added and they make the M1 Carbine a primary weapon, I'll jsut have to be a bazooka ****!

It's your comp. And yes, Bus Speed will effect the performance, but should not hinder you from playing the game. Find official specs from Valve on game reqs, then match yours up, here is my PC: AMD Athlon-64 3200+ (Socket 754, 2.2Ghz [not overclocked]) ASUS K8N MotherBoard (Bus speed 400, AGP 8x/4X, nForce3 250 Chipset) Antec ATX 480W PSU (Power Supply) Nvidia GeForce 6800GT (BFG Tech) 1.5GB Corsair XMS RAM (PC3200, 184 Pin) Onboard Sound (Asus has ***y onboard sound =D) Please post your specs. One thing that most people (even major PC manufacturers) don;t realize is that your hardware has to be compatible with your other hardware. The nForce3 250 chipset was specifically designed for the GeForce series, and also for maximum cmpatibility with Athlon processors. The Corsair XMS is specifically designed for high performance machines, and Asus recomends that RAM for their motherboards, because it is the shiznit =D (and it is the best RAM to maximize use of the Motherboards features). I built this baby, and it smokes. No problems, EVER. I get an average of 70-100FPS on CS:S and DOD:S.

post the picture of what you have, I know photoshop good, maybe I can help =D

housecall sucks. AVG is good, the guy who made that is smoking crack. I DO THIS FOR A LIVING! And yes, the best AV is you. I use nothing, and my computer is fine.

It took statey a whole 5 mins to smoke it. Bon fire FTW. And that is an old ass pic state, you need to get yourself a nice 10 Kilo bust and show that off!

I get a rest of my life weekend =D. NO MORE SCHOOL! HOORAH!

Hurry up and graduate, you can do that EVERy day! Retards... "Guess what [*bad word*]! DING, fries are ready!" What I originally wanted to put here was edited out. [statement removed] [No foul language, por favor.]

I hate reality TV. My soon-to-be step-brother watches nothing but that crap (AND the OC, Soaps, and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). I'm convinced he's *** (So is my dad and the kids sister) but his mom is convinced hes just a metro***ual =/. It's amazing how ignorant mothers can be! (I mean, HE BLOW DRIES HIS HAIR, WTF M8?!?!?!)

It's cool statey, and ty for comment =D.

Is there a way to turn this off? I just got banned because a guy ran into a crowd of USMC while I was gunning in blackhawk, and he punished me and I got banned because I had a few similar accidents. I am OK with the punishments (-2 points), but banning someone from the server because of that is harsh, especially when it's left up to other players, who just punish to be ****s (like the guys who stand on your vehicle just to punish you when you hit the gas). I know it can be turned off in server options, is it possible for this to happen on the TAC server?

This better? =D

"Infantile, stupid! Yes...yes... Damn you and such! ... *snore* ... " -Stewie

Whats up guys, many of you do not know me, but a lot of you do, I am CommieHater (Formerly [DoL]-Gen.Falcon, [*]-Falcon-AC&C[*]). I have played a bit with you guys online on your servers (though I prefer the 24/7 karkand servers =D). Anyway, I was wondering if perhaps you wouldn't mind adding an old sort-of-friend to your ranks. Talk to you all later, -Commie

If you shoot the tank where the turret meets the base, it will only take 2 shots to kill it. It takes skill, but with practice you will get it =D.

Discount = 5% Above Cost. For those who don't know the terminology: Cost - The price the store buys the item from the supplier. Here is a discount example: Nvidia GeForce 6800 GT, MSRP (Manufacturers Suggested Retail Price) 399.99 + Tax. After Employee discount it comes to 310.19 After Tax. It's a damned good discount. And the requirements are to get lucky and apply when they are hiring for Tech Bench =D.

sounds good =D

R/W8 owns, my name is Amish Commando. Send me a whisper sometime. Some of you may know me, the rest of you are like, "WTH?" Badass game so far tough, I like it =D. Stupid old Ascalon is pissing me off though, I hate those stupid little devourers that climb out the sand...

You get hired as a Tech for the Geek Squad at Best Buy! OMG, I just got hired earlier today and I'm happy beyond belief!!!!!! Only thing that ticked me off was that the Piss Test Center closed at 6:00PM, and I got there at 6:03, and they wouldn;t let me in...